Composing an ode to Vassar College in haikus

Air conditioning 

Lacking in my life right now 

Congrats graduates 

Long lines on Wednesdays

Why only sushi one day?

Missing old Retreat

My freshman year dorm 

Sharing a hot sweaty room 

Stranger becomes friend

Sophomore Founder’s Day 

The Noyes basement sewage flood 

Raining every year

Junior year triple 

Booted from apartment draw 

Fighting for housing

Red wristband marks me 

Yay, bottomless mimosas

When is senior streak?

Graduating soon 

Fearlessly consequential  

I don’t have a job

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