Pyromancer ignites Bradley firework controversy
Professor Ruby Holiday, who teaches the seminar PYRO 319: “Fire: Our Hearts, Minds, and Breath,” has deigned to hold an exclusive interview with The Miscellany News about the recent President…
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Reactions to petition to make male podcasters funny
“Alrighty vro, wrap it up.” These are the first words of the Solanas Petition, started in 2020 by Jamie Llanwellyn, a women’s rights activist, philanthropist and former 20-time tree-throwing champion,…
Local group of students don’t like this timeline, leave
Reports from the Registrar’s Office indicate that five students, Lana Eskape ’29, Quinn Leaven ’26, Brandon Lessgo ’28, Amelia Earhart ’27 and Anatascia Nikolaevna ’29, have “mysteriously disappeared” from the…
Despicable chemical discovered at Vassar ruins labs always
An unfortunate Vassar College student has discovered a catastrophic chemical, known as Chemical C (Chemical Catastrophus or Catastrophe if you’re not the International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry), which,…
Mysterious Theater Flu causes drama around campus
Scene 1: An EMPTY MISC OFFICE. EVAN ’28 soliloquizes to an unseen audience. His voice is humorous despite the grave tone he uses. EVAN: To be exposed at a party,…
President Bradley unites students against Evil Menace
On Nov. 20, 2025, President Bradley made a college-wide announcement, canceling all classes for the week. Students were informed they were now enrolled into ERAD 211: “Eradication of the EVIL…
Schedule Brewer hosting dinner party, everyone invited!
Attention! You! Stop reading these words and open your eyes: Scella Brunskwetski is celebrating her first week of being alive, and you are all cordially invited. For those unaware of…
President Bradley claims innocence in fiery orb
It’s that time of year when ambitious students want to make their mark on campus: fall! Before the oncoming encroach of winter break bribes them into docility with the promise…
Omnipotence incredibly overrated, reports Vassar junior
“I really wish more of my problems could be solved by just utterly removing them from existence,” lamented Madison Deruvin ʼ27 in a recent interview with The Miscellany News. She…
Perfect woman achieves dreams, unsure what comes next
Breaking News! Kamila Garcia, Class of ’26, is unable to determine what to do next with her life. Kamila is currently known for being the youngest and only person to…