Humor & Satire

Bored at graduation? So am I…

By – 3 months ago

As the end of May approaches, every parent’s, grandparent’s, uncle’s, and vodka aunt’s favorite time of year gets closer and closer: graduation season. Don’t get me wrong, graduations are important!…

A rugged warm up: It’s one heck of a trek to the AFC

By Leah Cates – 4 months ago

Last weekend, my cousin visited Vassar as a prospie. After the tour, my aunt gushed about the “convenient location” of the buildings and how the campus isn’t “hilly.” To which…

Nine new Vassar majors that will lead to unemployment

By Tanya Kotru Gode – 4 months ago

I am majoring in confusion and cluelessness. Period. (Not that kind of period though—that thankfully ended last week. Phew! For now.) Pre-registration is a very stressful time. It’s basically the…

The great Nordic indoors: roughin’ it in a local IKEA

By Sophie Blumenstock – 4 months ago

Now that we’re firmly into spring, there are no longer opportunities for winter camping and getting to experience nature while trekking around in the snow. Never fever, however, an authentic…