Rochester is the most wretched hive of scum and villainy
What you are about to read is a true story. In no way is this account embellished or extorted, fabricated or falsified, contrived or otherwise dubiously concocted for entertainment purposes.…
Humor & Satire
Vassar replaces toilet paper with 80 grit sandpaper
On Friday, July 25, while most students were returning to their summer cottages from their grueling 11-to-3s at their parent’s biotech/art gala startups, the Vassar Board of Maintenance (BM), headed…
Your friends didn’t like ‘Your Show’
On Saturday, “Your Show” had its final performance in The Mug, attracting an audience of 146 people and concluding your theatrical career at Vassar. Acquaintances and parents of company members…
Pyromancer ignites Bradley firework controversy
Professor Ruby Holiday, who teaches the seminar PYRO 319: “Fire: Our Hearts, Minds, and Breath,” has deigned to hold an exclusive interview with The Miscellany News about the recent President…
[Students] Welcome back to campus!
Dear all, Welcome back to Vassar! It’s so nice to see so many friendly faces on campus. I am writing to say hello and welcome you back to another semester…
Horosco-mmencement
The time has come for me to give you 12 final pieces of impeccable advice. I hope you take it all to heart. Thank you for trusting me to advise…
Composing an ode to Vassar College in haikus
Air conditioning Lacking in my life right now Congrats graduates Long lines on Wednesdays Why only sushi one day? Missing old Retreat My freshman year dorm Sharing a hot sweaty…
‘I can’t begin to describe my sadness’: Vassar students mourn the conclusion of the Vassar Table
On Thursday, April 23, at 3:01 p.m., an ear-shattering noise erupted throughout Vassar College. Following rigorous inspections of the campus by first responders and a bomb squad, the deafening roar…
A round of 20 questions with President Bradley
Have you ever wondered what’s going on in President Elizabeth Bradley’s head? I know that I sure have. Don’t worry, you needn’t wonder any longer! I took action last week…