Humor & Satire

Horoscopes 9/20

By Hannah Gaven – 4 days ago

Aries When you try your best and you don’t succeed, or you don’t try at all and you still don’t succeed, just NRO the class and you’ll succeed. If it’s…

Yelp Review: The High Life, Amsterdam

By Izzy Migani – 4 days ago

Yelp User 2347 The High Life, Amsterdam 3/5 Stars Added: 9/12/18 Beautiful scenery. Gorgeous canals. Friendly people. Confused about the high occurrence of scantily-clad individuals; must just be summer in…

Variations on a Theme: Rice and Beans

By – 4 days ago

steamed brown rice salt and pepper navy beans snow peas. carrots. zucchini. steamed jasmine rice salt and pepper navy beans oven-roasted broccoli citrus-infused steamed brown rice salt and pepper pinto…

Horoscopes—9/13

By Hannah Gaven – 2 weeks ago

Aries The light of the moonbeam and other ancestral spirits makes it clear to me that ice cream is the only medium that will help you push through this week.…

Interrupting admirer cursed by chiseled god

By Isabella Migani – 2 weeks ago

We’ve all been there. There’s this gorgeous blue-eyed, blonde-haired classmate in high school that is waaaay out of your league, but you’re still very in love with him anyway. He…

Humor Desk serves up first-year handbook

By Hannah Gaven – 4 weeks ago

1. Do befriend the ghosts that haunt your room. I suggest investing in a Ouija board to help you start off on a good foot with your extra roommate. I…