Humor & Satire

Student divulges 11 ways to assert dominance in Deece

By Isabel Morrison (and everyone she knows) – 5 days ago

In light of the recent “name change” of the formerly-known-as All Campus Dining Center, I feel like it has become necessary to spread wisdom on how to maintain control in…

Horoscopes

By Hannah Gaven – 5 days ago

Aries Do you ever promise that you’re going to go to breakfast with someone and then “accidentally” sleep through your alarm? If you haven’t, I totally recommend. It’s a great…

Horoscopes

By Hannah Gaven – 2 weeks ago

Aries I sometimes feel awkward about initiating conversations with professors. If you feel the same, I suggest following in my footsteps. I purposefully fail the first test so the professor…