Humor & Satire

What to expect when you are expecting (a prospie)

By Annie Wang – 2 months ago

Hosting a prospective student is quite the adventure. It’s definitely not for everyone at Vassar, regardless of how nice we are as a collective student body. Therefore, I’ve compiled a…

Entire right side of dorm room now just silverfish

By Blair Webber – 2 months ago

Cushing House: a beautiful, historical niche tucked into the northern corner of campus between Noyes and the cemetery. This oasis may seem quaint and homey, but beneath its humble surface,…