Humor & Satire

Horoscopes

By – 2 months ago

Aries You know what you want to do? Come to paper critique at 9 p.m. on Sunday nights. You want to come so that you can tell everyone else on…

Horoscopes

By – 2 months ago

Aries I’ve become addicted to almond milk in hopes of bonding with my sister, but she still doesn’t call me…Unrequited love sucks. Don’t put up with it. Steal all of…