Humor & Satire

Horoscopes

By Hannah Gaven – 2 months ago

Aries According to my mother, cacti are the sign that you are in a “weed clan.” If you want to show your clan affiliation I suggest wearing cactus necklaces like…

Horoscopes

By Hannah Gaven – 2 months ago

Aries Do you want to know the worst part of my life right now? When I cough, blood shoots out of my uterus. However, it is also a unique feeling…

Horoscopes

By Hannah Gaven – 3 months ago

Aries The future is bleak. However, there is one ray of light shining upon you. Make sure to apply sunscreen because you don’t want to get burnt, develop skin cancer…