Humor & Satire

HOROSCOPES

By Hannah Gaven – 3 months ago

Aries Reading autobiographies is a lot like watching YouTubers. Typically I’m bored with my own life, so I watch other people shove pie in their best friend’s face. While it’s…

Horoscopes

By Hannah Gaven – 3 months ago

Aries Have you been bored with academic readings? Perhaps there are “Twilight” fanfics in which Bella is on her period and Edward drinks the blood. Sounds sexy, right? Please look…

Student divulges 11 ways to assert dominance in Deece

By Isabel Morrison (and everyone she knows) – 4 months ago

In light of the recent “name change” of the formerly-known-as All Campus Dining Center, I feel like it has become necessary to spread wisdom on how to maintain control in…

Horoscopes

By Hannah Gaven – 4 months ago

Aries Do you ever promise that you’re going to go to breakfast with someone and then “accidentally” sleep through your alarm? If you haven’t, I totally recommend. It’s a great…