Humor & Satire

Zuckerberg to spill Vassar FB tea

By Chris Allen – 3 months ago

The tech industry and the world at large were left reeling last week when news broke that Cambridge Analytica, the name of which blatantly sounds like a nefarious, anti-democratic corporation,…

Horoscopes– 2/28

By Hannah Gaven – 4 months ago

Aries It’s probably been a while since you’ve had a date. No need to feel sad. Other people are the worst! So instead, pamper yourself with naps and the “Men of Hawaii” calendar…

Deece suffers food fight tragedy, reform proves messy

By Blair Webber – 4 months ago

Dear all, I am writing in regard to the recent events affecting the All Campus Dining Center. Like so many other colleges across the country, ours has experienced the heinous vandalism of an isolated,…

Ten tips on how to survive this never-ending winter

By Ivanna Guerra – 4 months ago

Last week, Vassar experienced 48 hours of sunshine, warmth and no snow. It was beautiful. Students bloomed from the muddy quad to enjoy the rays of sun that smiled upon them.…

Horoscope 2/21

By Hannah Gaven – 4 months ago

Aries Remember not to take your friends for granted. Tell them that their Vassar Dad hat is totally tubular and make sure to thank them when they help you sit…

Can you help me with this essay?

By Blair Webber – 4 months ago

It’s only a few weeks away until spring break, spelling a drastic increase in midterms and papers for most students. Due to my superior organizational skills, I have pretty much…

Horoscope

By Hannah Gaven – 4 months ago

Aries You may not have had a Valentine’s Day date. No need to feel sad. Other people are the worst! So instead, pamper yourself with naps and the “Men of…

Which sin are you? Nine circles of group project hell

By Steven Park – 4 months ago

Professors love to think that assigning group projects allows students to bond over ideas, work tirelessly together outside class hours and come out in the end as more responsible individuals.…