Humor & Satire

Horoscopes 9/27

By Hannah Gaven – 3 months ago

Aries Perhaps you feel that you are coming down with a cold. I swear all of my friends have the Black Death. If you contract it as well, you’ll have…

Deece-ent advice from some halfway Deece-ent students

By Jailyn Lopez and Josie Schermerhorn – 3 months ago

Dear Deece-ent, The card reader for the laundry room stopped working, but I had to do my laundry immediately since I had already worn all my underwear twice (once the…

Horoscopes 9/20

By Hannah Gaven – 3 months ago

Aries When you try your best and you don’t succeed, or you don’t try at all and you still don’t succeed, just NRO the class and you’ll succeed. If it’s…

Yelp Review: The High Life, Amsterdam

By Izzy Migani – 3 months ago

Yelp User 2347 The High Life, Amsterdam 3/5 Stars Added: 9/12/18 Beautiful scenery. Gorgeous canals. Friendly people. Confused about the high occurrence of scantily-clad individuals; must just be summer in…

Variations on a Theme: Rice and Beans

By – 3 months ago

steamed brown rice salt and pepper navy beans snow peas. carrots. zucchini. steamed jasmine rice salt and pepper navy beans oven-roasted broccoli citrus-infused steamed brown rice salt and pepper pinto…