Humor & Satire

Myth busted: Posse Retreat isn’t for training Bald Eagles

By Francisco Andrade – 5 months ago

Vassar College: a bustling melting pot of various ideas, backgrounds and Retreat sushi (take the “retreat” as a warning, trust me). Amongst all of Vassar’s many different groups and organizations,…


By – 5 months ago

Aries I am a saucy gurl. But are you saucy? The stars suggest that you need to up your slimey quotient this week. One way to do this is to…

Urgent flood update: Vassar considers allocating snorkels

By Isaac Gallogly – 6 months ago

POUGHKEEPSIE — Multiple sources have reported that Vassar College is, indeed, the latest victim of global climate change. Once a treasured campus, abounding with character and activity, Vassar has unfortunately…


By – 6 months ago

Aries Recently, I was introduced to a Squatty Potty, which is a little stool that helps you get out your stool. Now that I’m back at school and Squatty Potty-less,…

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