An iPhone note poem
Shortening chicken broth, both half and Half, New England Roll Yami Yami But, at 11:30, 28th of December, Milford office, Main Street IUD and Email museum Kant is concerned with…
Day: March 28, 2018
Confessions of a former Copy Editor: Grammar rant
This article is going to be a rant. I have a lot of strong emotions when it comes to correct usage of grammar and the English language. Some might suggest…
Trump causes mass comedian layoffs
Late-night comedy is in even more turmoil than the Trump White House. Hosts from Samantha Bee to Stephen Colbert are refusing to go on with their shows, claiming that the…
Health service offers free neck massages
Vassar’s responsive and effective health service has once again proven that it can provide useful, timely and accessible services to students. Given that students have been complaining of prolonged stress…
Horoscope– 3/28
Aries Doctors agree that waking up early and working out before class is a healthy practice. With spring approaching, you have no excuse to skip out on the gym, as…
Humor Editor unveils concept for ‘Rate My Students’
Rate My Professors is my go-to when it comes time for course selection. I know, I know. It’s biased—only the most deeply disgruntled and glowingly exuberant students actually bother posting…
Student grieves loss of Geraldine the mouse
Geraldine the Mouse, beloved third roommate of Joss 215, passed away late in the afternoon of March 26 in the year of our lord two thousand and eighteen. While her…
The bare necessities: forget about your Vassar woes
Honestly, I was pretty stumped on what to write about for this issue. It’s hard to write about something funny when life isn’t very funny. But then, I rewatched “The…
Zuckerberg to spill Vassar FB tea
The tech industry and the world at large were left reeling last week when news broke that Cambridge Analytica, the name of which blatantly sounds like a nefarious, anti-democratic corporation,…
‘Atlanta’ confronts white audiences, cultural appropriation
“Atlanta,” a show well worth your time, has been a long-time promise for the fans of Donald Glover, who plays protagonist Earnest “Earn” Marks. A TV show/passion project dedicated to…