Lowrances laud family feel of House Fellow program
When thinking about life on a college campus, “family friendly” does not immediately spring to mind. More likely, we think of a cohort of faux adults attempting to figure out…
Day: March 27, 2019
Art students say WTF
Great artists have insightful words for future creatives to meditate on. Matisse boldly said that “Creativity takes courage.” Bob Ross encouraged audiences with, “We don’t make mistakes, just happy little…
Class of ’19 has been held back
“Vassar will not be holding Commencement this year,” Registrar Colleen Mallet announced on March 27, “as all but one member of the Class of 2019 has unfortunately been held back.”…
Should I skip class? Profs say yes
A study by Fictional State University (FSU) shed light on a question that plagues all students: Should I be skipping class? Professors chanted horrifically, “Sure, who cares? They’re the ones…
Mueller report: Where are our crazy kids now?
On March 22, Robert Mueller turned in his report to the Attorney General and did not suggest any additional indictments. When the dust has settled, I checked in with some…
Apple gods saved us with AirPods
We’ve seen at least one Vassar student walking around campus with them, and whether we want to or not, we can’t help but stare. One of the newest Hunger Games…
Scandal demands long, hard look at admissions process
This past Tuesday, March 26, thousands of nervous high school students counted the minutes until they could open the Vassar admissions portal. It was decision day. As most college students…
Curried cauliflower captivates tastebuds
My home has always sincerely welcomed vegetables, but my sister’s full-on vegetarianism required making some adjustments. Instrumental to these dietary modifications has been the “Cooked Veg” section of the “Ottolenghi…
Quite Frankly
Have a question you want answered? Submit your quandaries at http://bit.ly/2RFnXfk Hey Frankie, Sometimes I run into people at the Deece that I haven’t spoken to in a while, and…
Spring break at Camp Vassar exposes true human nature
The film “Vanilla Sky” features a scene in which Tom Cruise runs through Times Square while it is devoid of life. Five years after seeing the movie, I understood the…