Horoscopes: Feb. 6

ARIES
March 21 | April 19

Relish in your individuality as we approach a full-moon. There’s no curbing your power! Make up your own language and shout it at people; whoever stays is a true friend.

TAURUS
April 20 | May 20

Get ready for a week of new beginnings! Now would be a perfect time to cleanse yourself. Literally. Take a shower, please. It’s getting ridiculous.

GEMINI
May 21 | June 20

Act before you think…is what the stars say, but that’s terrible advice for anyone, much less a Gemini. Ask both of your faces what they want to do, and split the difference.

CANCER
June 21 | July 22

Start looking for more ways to connect to others—like kitchen twine, maybe. Target might sell handcuffs. Keep your friends close…no, closer.

LEO
July 23 | August 22

Venus’ stint in Pisces isn’t making you too happy right now, so here is some advice to get over whoever is on your mind: Move to Europe, change your name, become a spy. Works like a charm.

VIRGO
August 23 | September 22

You might be feeling productive, but try not to make work your whole life. You have other traits, too, like constantly overthinking everything everyone says to you. Actually, maybe work is better.

LIBRA
September 23 | October 22

Mercury is making sure that your capacity for love is endless right now—both for others and yourself. Moisturize, cook a meal and do your reading. Like, now. It’s already late.

SCORPIO
October 23 | November 21

Spring is on its way, so you’re not allowed to be sad anymore, legally. Go get a tattoo or shave your head or something else that will make your parents angry and your friends worried for you.

SAGITTARIUS
November 22 | December 21

There are new and crazy things ahead! Not sure whether they’re good or bad, though. Be very excited, but also definitely watch out! Don’t look behind you!!!

CAPRICORN
December 22 | January 19

You know by now that using your words is key, but so is body language. Tell people how you feel by Renegade-ing really fast at them. They should be able to get it.

AQUARIUS
January 20 | February 18

It’s Aquarius season, so I’ll humor you: Wow. That niche fact about an obscure subject was so interesting. I will ask you many things about it in the future. We shall have daily scheduled sessions.

PISCES
February 19 | March 20

Now is one of the few times where you can feel confident about your communication skills. Use that power wisely, and that doesn’t mean tell everyone about the dream you had last night.

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