The Miscellany News

I have seen the bee movie 
 you know the one with Jerry Seinfeld 
 playing a talking bee
 At least 100 times
 I find the whole movie upsetting 
 Barry Benson gets more pussy than me
 and he is a fucking bee
 A bee 
 That's right
 This movie is communist propaganda 
 that's right,
 Forget about the birds
 It's Barry Benson 
 Who
 is fighting the bourgeoisie 
 I would never show my children this movie
 I have only watched it in such great detail for research purposes
 In an effort to undermine the homosexual agenda
 Please email me at fck69bees@gmail.com for more information on how big honey actually benefits bees
 — G. Keller

I Promise I’ll Come To The Next One
 This play has taken 
 Five hundred hours of your life
 In the last six weeks.
 You have sweat and wept
 Done everything else but slept
 To make the show live.
 It sounds really great.
 I don’t think I can make it.
 I have plans to watch Netflix.
 Sorry.
 — Blair Webber

An Ode to My College Roommate
 Oh Roommate,
 Who listens to me complain about my courses
 And who tells me to hold my horses!
 I would not make it without you 
 Or your constant reminders that my mess is quite enormous.
 Oh Roommate,
 I will surely miss you when we graduate. 
 I don’t think I’ll ever find such a mate, 
 Who doesn’t mind that I am a self centered roommate
 That I’ve made this ode to you all about my constant state of disarray. 
 Oh Roommate, 
 I apologize for not being quite poetic, 
 and for ruining this ode to you.
 All I really have to say is that I will always admire your athletic aesthetic. 
 — Ivanna Guerra