Horoscopes: October 1

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ARIES
March 21 | April 19

Motivation’s hard / (Mars is still in retrograde). / Keep a tight schedule.

Make a brand new friend! / Do socially distant meals. / Tell them your secrets.

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TAURUS
April 20 | May 20

Buy yourself flowers! / We all know that you’re worth it. / Self-care is a skill.

Naps are REALLY good. / Listen to your dreams at night. / Don’t be late to class.

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GEMINI
May 21 | June 20

Say no to drama. / You can’t solve all the issues! / Give yourself a break.

Think inward this week. / How can you improve yourself? / Even small things count!

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CANCER
June 21 | July 22

Chase the things you want, / provided you understand / just what that could mean.

Family’s everything / (Not just biological! / Air hug your best friends.) 

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LEO
July 23 | August 22

You want a big love, / but small things can be just as / beautiful––nay, more.

Take care of your brain: / Crossword puzzles, word searches… / I’m a puzzle fan.

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VIRGO
August 23 | September 22

Logic is your friend, / but you can’t rationalize / everything away.

Take some slow, deep breaths. / Eat some bread and then maybe / it will calm you down.

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LIBRA
September 23 | October 22

Nostalgia is great, / but you can’t repeat the past. / Time just goes forward.

Know your own power: / The squirrel outside my window / is chirping SO loud.

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SCORPIO
October 23 | November 21

Write up to-do lists / for things you want done long-term. / Take some vitamins.

In times of great stress, / walk to a secluded spot / and SCREAM to the void.

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SAGITTARIUS
November 22 | December 21

This week, your thoughts race. / Take the time to understand / what you really think.

Use your creative / mind to your advantage. Make / something super weird.

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CAPRICORN
December 22 | January 19

Things are kind of bad / right now. You know what’s good, though? / Pasta. Just…pasta.

Document all the / small, beautiful things in a / day: the clouds, the trees… 

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AQUARIUS
January 20 | February 18

Honesty is key, / especially with yourself. / Lying is no fun!

Ground yourself today. / Sit and breathe among nature; / let your worries go. 

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PISCES
February 19 | March 20

Sit down with yourself. / Have a good conversation. / How are you doing?

Cooking is a form / of a real, deep kind of love. / Make yourself ramen.

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