Which stationery item would help you win in a fight, and why?
“Stapler, because shooting staples is quite fun. My second option would be scissors because they are sharp.” - Jane Lipper ’24
“A notebook, so I could whack the person repeatedly. It’s a good shield too, so if they start attacking, it’d be like, ‘You can’t hit me, ’cause there’s a notebook!’” - Leila Raines ’23
“A stapler, because you could hit people over the head with it and also shoot staples at them, which I think would be helpful.” - Mea Vesci ’24
“A Post-it note. They could be used as disks, but also they’re sticky, so there’s a distracting element, or element of surprise.” - Nina Ajemian ’23
“A letter opener. That functions as a knife.” - Rowan Brooker ’23
“My original idea was something sharp or pointy, but I wouldn’t want to injure somebody so terribly, so I would probably say a textbook, so I could hit them but not really hurt them too bad. I don’t want to send anyone to the hospital.” - Ruby Garcia ’24