If you ever have kids, what would you warn them about Vassar?
“Make sure you’ve got the right clothes. You gotta come prepared with the clothing options.” - Claire Stutzman ’21
“I would warn them that the friends they make during orientation are gonna change a lot later on.” - Liam Condon ’22
“Do not anger the yellow jackets. They usually win.” - Samantha Chin ’24
“That they will inevitably cut their hair and their jeans will get baggier and baggier.” - Lucy Gammon ’22
“The ghost of Matthew Vassar would have to be number one, and then all the critters in Main Building.” - Adie Amore ’23
“I was having a really tough week my first semester and all I wanted was chocolate milk, so I got the tallest glass at the Deece and drank it all in one go. Afterwards I realized it definitely tasted strange. There was an issue with the milk in the machine not being changed enough, and I said to this one guy, ‘you know the milk is sour, right?’ and he said, ‘I haven’t had Fruit Loops in like ten years; I thought that’s just what they tasted like!’” - Annika Swift '21