ARIES
March 21 | April 19
Allergy season approaches! The buds are beautiful even though they give some of us the sniffles. Kind of like life, right? Like, things are so beautiful but they also sometimes make you cry. I dunno. I thought that was cute. It’s been a long day.
TAURUS
April 20 | May 20
Now feels like a good time to get your art out there! Do any number of things, as long as it makes you feel good and helps you express your emotions! Try watercolors. I feel like they’re the superior art medium, as someone who knows next to nothing about painting.
GEMINI
May 21 | June 20
Appreciate the little things in life. Today I ate some baby carrots. So fantastic! Do you see that tree outside your window? No, the other one. That’s my favorite tree on campus :) “But Madi, how do you know which tree it is?” Checkmate! ALL trees are my favorite tree.
CANCER
June 21 | July 22
I’ve been feeling very nostalgic lately, and maybe you have, too. When I think about the past it makes me sad and wistful. Are you sad and wistful? Try looking out the window sadly and wistfully. Maybe others will notice and make a remark. Then you might become a famous actor.
LEO
July 23 | August 22
Now is not the time to shy away from what you want. Like, if you want boba, you should say, “Wow. I really want boba.” Nobody will do anything about it (unless you have very kind friends), but it’ll be good that at least other people in your life know about your plight.
VIRGO
August 23 | September 22
Part of me is very tired and wants to sleep forever, but part of me wants to RUN. If you want to run physically, make sure to do it within the allotted area. If you want to run metaphorically (like, away from problems, for instance), don’t do that. Just go on a regular run.
LIBRA
September 23 | October 22
There are so many things that I appreciate about others that I don’t end up saying out loud because it’s “weird” or whatever. But honestly? WHO CARES! Be unabashedly obsessed with your friends! Tell them you like their shirt or their attitude or their vibes! Life’s too short!
SCORPIO
October 23 | November 21
Routine is good but sometimes it can get you stuck in a rut. How do you feel about ducks? Look up pictures of ducks. Right now, do it. The stars told me to tell you to do it. There. Something different for your day. Feel better? And people say astrology is fake!
SAGITTARIUS
November 22 | December 21
The light at the end of the COVID tunnel is oh-so close but remember to still be safe! Socially distant gatherings are still IN. Hang outside with your pals and gossip about the hottest people in all your classes. One of them might walk by and it’ll be really cute. Or really awkward.
CAPRICORN
December 22 | January 19
Listening to sad music is fine, but listening to happy music is SO FUN. It’s, like, scientifically impossible to be sad when you’re blasting Carly Rae Jepsen. If you have some good happy songs to listen to when you’re sad, send them to me. I’ll make us a playlist.
AQUARIUS
January 20 | February 18
Astrology is funny because it’s kinda fake but also kinda real, which is cool. Like, I probably couldn’t tell you what you had for breakfast but I might be able to tell you something else. I can’t tell you what that thing is, though; not here. Not like this. Text me and maybe then.
PISCES
February 19 | March 20
You only need like an ounce of orange juice a day to not get scurvy. Pretty cool, right? And did you know that the FDA once had to bust an underground Amish raw milk ring? I know lots of food-related facts. It’s fun, but I don’t know enough to be good at crossword puzzles.