Across
1. Imitates a famous alum
5. Single off “KOD”
8. First episode
13. Type of non-alcoholic beer
14. ” ___ ever!”
15. Natives of the Finger Lakes
16. Chichén Itzá civilization
17. *Square
19. Place of commerce
21. ––––––?
22. 82nd most common surname in China
23. Comedy group on campus
24. Apparent
27. Obsolete AAA handouts
32. Flub
33. Settings of many ABC/NBC dramas
34. Cut into narrow segments, in botany
38. *Pentagon
42. Sadly inedible vine?
43. Vietnam prez
44. Horror film franchise that you might have watched?
45. Flattens
48. Like Kanye or earth
52. Early programmer Lovelace
53. Actress Thurman
54. Pirogue or catamaran
57. Big instruments
60. *Rectangle
64. Jones who competed in both winter & summer olympics
65. Ride that’s to die for?
66. Span of time
67. Desmond in a new dress?
68. Makes music vocally
69. Brooklyn baller
70. *Octagon
Down
1. How an octopus readies for war?
2. Jacket
3. Aichi Prefecture city
4. Eyed
5. +
6. Useful thing
7. Small
8. Micturate
9. Cozy hotel
10. River of forgetfulness
11. “Blonde” musician
12. Pyschic’s deck
15. Loser in ’52 & ’56
18. The loneliest number
20. Shady tree
25. It might be hazel
26. Etch
27. In media ___
28. Killer whale
29. Sanctioned, as in an event
30. Alliance
31. Toss out
35. A tiny bit
36. “Let’s _________ sex”
37. Major river through Germany
39. “-ish”
40. October birthstone
41. Energy units
46. Dr. Whiskers, I presume?
47. Old people
48. Laura, George, et al.
49. Designer of a glass pyramid
50. Hymn
51. Bang for the buck (abbr.)
55. “You can say that again!”
56. Grow weary of the Goodyear blimp?
58. Cher’s range
59. Warhol’s muse
61. 0.0000000001 41-across
62. Safety net gov org.
63. Ink