(W)Hor(e)oscopes: February 17
Getting ready for Valentine’s Day is always a lively activity, regardless of whether or not you believe it’s a corporate shill. Sometimes you just need to emotionally prepare to see…
Day: February 16, 2022
The Deece needs about six more floors
If you’ve gone to the Deece recently, you may have noticed it’s been a little more chaotic and busy than usual at dinnertime. Moving through the first floor is a…
Papers the write way: Getting an A from your grouchy professor
Midterms will soon be upon us, and for us humanities majors (or, if you prefer, future Subway sandwich artists), that means paper-writing time! Writing papers can be stressful. You have…
Why the Oscars are going out of style
It’s Oscars night. The red carpet is rolled out, and celebrities are slowly making their way into Dolby Theatre, sneaking tequila shots on the side with Guillermo to make the…
The Academy Awards: Who Cares?
The upcoming Academy Awards bring to mind a gluttony of gold, fashion and celebrity. The highest standard of the American film industry guarantees respect and success for nearly everyone lucky…
Vassar Brewers Sports Roundup: Feb. 17
Women’s Basketball | Feb. 11-12 | 2-0 Women’s basketball went 2-0 this past week. On Friday, the Brewers cruised to an 83-42 victory over Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT). Vassar…
Valieva’s drug test raises more questions than it answers
Kamila Valieva is a supremely talented, once in a lifetime figure skater. At 15, she holds the world record for the women’s short program, free skate and total scores. She…
An Unwitting Valentine
She seduces, enchants and beguiles Her suitors with coy little smiles. And how perfect! How sweet! That they double as treats For her ravenous pet crocodiles! – Anna Kozloski