Horoscopes: March 24
Try to think about what your dentist would say about you today. Would they say you’ve improved on your habits? Started caring more for yourself? Be the person your…
Day: March 23, 2022
Vassar Brewers Sports Roundup: March 24
Track & Field | March 18 & 19 | Washington and Lee Carnival The Vassar men’s and women’s track and field teams went down to Lexington, VA this past weekend…
The Nature Report: Live from the Nation’s Capital
Hello, and welcome to another nature article. A nature article like any other, where nothing at all has changed. I spent the past two weeks at home in Northern Virginia,…
Accidental Indian missile launch should serve as a wake-up call.
On Wednesday, March 9, a missile was fired from Indian territory into Pakistani territory. Remarkably, not a single person died. The missile was fired as a result of a technical…
Markhors — Coming soon to a campus near you. That is, if all goes well. If not, then illegally coming to a campus near you straight from Pakistan
In my search for mountain goats, I recently came across markhors, which at first I convinced my dad were really wild wolves. To be fair, we were looking up the…
Introducing: Iron Chef Deece
Everyone loves Deece food. Everyone! It’s an incontrovertible fact. We can argue about it if you want, but remember, buddy—you’re talking to a screen, and you look pretty dumb right…
Lady Fudd
Lady Fudd is quite refined; A dame like her is hard to find. She primps and blots her teeny nose Then pins her curls in tidy rows. And when she’s…
The Brew Coffee Bar Returns in New Space
For students on campus last semester, The Brew Coffee Bar was the only place with trained baristas and steamed milk on campus. Nestled in the courtyard of the Loeb Art…
Russian revanchism lays ground for violence, potentially Putin’s fall
Oftentimes when conflicts flare up, reporters offer a brief recollection into the history between each party. On Feb. 24, 2022, the world’s largest country attacked another European nation-state. In this…
Tame Impala’s “The Slow Rush” tour shines in Brooklyn
At around 9:15 p.m. on March 15 at Barclays Center in Brooklyn, New York, a crowd of almost 10,000 eagerly awaited what was presumably going to be a dazzling and…