Writer recommends ways to make fall fun
As a first-year student who came to Vassar from Pittsburgh, I am no stranger to the four seasons. In fact, the changes in season are vital to me; I’m always…
Day: October 26, 2022
Student life at Vassar: A first-year spotlight in pictures
My first month at Vassar College has been an adventure. It’s given me opportunities to learn more about myself and the world around me. In this article, I’ll share my…
Horrrorscopes
Aries What scares you the most? Is it the inevitable passage of time? Having to honor plans that you made when you were feeling more sociable? The idea of not…
How to protect yourself from Vassar’s paranormal peculiarities
Do you hear that, fellow Vassarites? That gentle rattling in the chilly October wind? Whatever could it be? The mind leaps to the clicking of skeletal footsteps, the chattering of…
What not to be for Halloween (even though I know you’re thinking about it!)
This Halloween could prove to be the greatest Halloween of all time, but it’s gonna require some collective action from all of us for that to really happen. Here are…
TWIN TERRORS
A maniacal set of spry twins Chased each other about with large pins, And their mother repented The day she invented Partakers of such frightful sins. – Anna Kozloski
Letter to the Editor: The case for a students’ building
We, the President and Vice President of the Vassar Student Association (VSA), oversee a 154-year-old governing organization. “The mission of the Association shall be to serve, represent, promote the interests…
Protests in Iran signal push for women’s rights
On Sept. 16, 2022, a 22-year-old Iranian woman died in police custody. Mahsa Amini’s name has been in headlines worldwide as the past few weeks have seen anti-government protests breaking…
Athletics Day of Giving hauls in nearly half a million
On Oct. 6, The Miscellany News reported on the Vassar Athletics Day of Giving making its return after a two-year hiatus because of COVID-19. As our paper was released across…
The Denver Broncos have been a fascinatingly terrible NFL team
There’s a scene in the “Simpsons” episode “You Only Move Twice” in which Homer’s incredibly rich ex-boss buys him the Denver Broncos, and Homer is immediately disappointed because they’re not…