Aries
You are so angry
Go punch a wall so hard now
Only if it’s soft
Taurus
The Deece ice cream calls
Put your hand inside of it
Wait! It might be cold
Gemini
Cigarettes not cool
But they can look so sexy
One of god’s small tests
Cancer
This week? Go to woods
Eat a mushroom that you find
It might be poison
Leo
Whiskey, tequila
Rum, gin, brandy, vodka too
Drink some. Yummy. Woo!
Virgo
Try rutabaga
Yummy root vege uh tuh bull (vegetable)
Or yucky. Your call
Libra
BE SO CAREFUL, PLEASE
DON’T ICE SKATE ON SUNSET LAKE
It is a liquid
Scorpio
Slide down stair handrails
You could use some fun. Less stress
Don’t hurt your hiney
Sagittarius
Break windshield wiper
Any car, does not matter
Breaking stuff feels mmm
Capricorn
You hate poetry
Just give it one more chance, please
Maybe a…haiku?
Aquarius
No poo poo for you
So constipated. Karma
Maybe eat a prune
Pisces
You will have good days
Enjoy them while they last pal
Life is cyclical