From avocados to yappy dogs: lame internet fads
Perhaps it’s because I have a 15-year-old brother, but something that I have noticed recently is our propensity to tolerate lower and lower quality content on the Internet. It’s like…
Zander Bashaw
Grandma visits campus, unfazed by disheveled apartment
Iam always a little bit confused by the timing of Families Weekend. After all, it was only three weekends ago that many families dropped off us ungrateful kids for another…
JYA-er studying in Italy somehow has complaints
Studying abroad in Bologna has been an utterly fantastic experience, and I have also thoroughly enjoyed my visits to other cities. The food and architecture puts America’s strip mall and…
Role on Exec Board proves funnier than Humor articles
It could not be more appropriate that I am writing this article during a hectic Tuesday production night, a time that is supposed to be reserved for editing. When I…
News Briefs
Experts advocate for election recount, audit On Nov. 17, a group of respected voting rights attorneys and computer scientists alerted Hillary Clinton’s campaign team that they believed that an audit…
Advice for college from your weird younger bro Thaddeus
As a junior in college, you would think that I am prepared to handle the conclusion of my fifth semester, but over Thanksgiving break, I found myself more stressed about…