Blair Webber

Humor & Satire Columnist

Roommates become indistinguishable

By – 1 week ago

With many professors opting to teach online and most org activities happening remotely, getting out of your dorm room can feel like a chore. With assigned sinks and toilet stalls,…

Panicked senior reads a CDO email

By – 2 weeks ago

Senior year: the last year of college. What comes next? The Void? Backpacking through Europe? The Abyss? Moving back in with your parents? Who’s to say? Certainly not graduating senior…

Vassar bubble broken by bubble tea

By – 3 weeks ago

Students have been returning to Vassar for two weeks now, and the college is gradually returning to its usual vibrancy is a sight for sore eyes. Of course, now that…