Blair Webber

Humor & Satire Columnist

Roommates become indistinguishable

By – 1 year ago

With many professors opting to teach online and most org activities happening remotely, getting out of your dorm room can feel like a chore. With assigned sinks and toilet stalls,…

Panicked senior reads a CDO email

By – 1 year ago

Senior year: the last year of college. What comes next? The Void? Backpacking through Europe? The Abyss? Moving back in with your parents? Who’s to say? Certainly not graduating senior…