Vassar bubble broken by bubble tea
Students have been returning to Vassar for two weeks now, and the college is gradually returning to its usual vibrancy is a sight for sore eyes. Of course, now that…
Blair Webber
Ode to…poetry
I have seen the bee movie you know the one with Jerry Seinfeld playing a talking bee At least 100 times I find the whole movie upsetting Barry Benson gets…
Senior combats rampant ageism in shrinking job market
As the CDO reminds us incessantly, graduating from college means finding The Hottest Job in your career field. Seniors must buckle down, search for their dream job and settle for…
Friends break up, third friend now has to deece twice as much
Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, and we all know what that means here at Vassar College: It’s time to break up with your romantic partner. Whether you’ve been a package…
Passionate reporter spreads sex toy industry wide open
I took last semester off to live and work in New York City. A sprawling metropolis of finance bros and artsy vegans, New York City is the one and only…
Seniors allege they will stay close friends
Well, here we are. Commencement. Four years (based on cultural assumptions; much respect for anyone graduating in more years or fewer) and a minimum of 34 credits later, the class…
It’s springtime: Please make it stop right this minute
Anyone with two eyes and a heart full of music can tell that it’s spring here at Vassar. The trees are blooming, and the planters are filled with tulips paid…
Administration prepares for class of 2024 admittance day
This past weekend marked another successful Admitted Students Day here at Vassar. This yearly event is where soon-to-be high school graduates can come and decide once and for all if…
Vegetarian at Deece resorts to feasting on spiritual guidance
Meat is hard. It’s hard on the environment, my digestive system and (by extension) Vassar’s plumbing. But for the last year, I’ve been trying a radical new diet: vegetarianism. This…
Love letter mistakenly sent to professor earns failing grade
The worst thing anyone can imagine is a deeply personal letter that was never intended to be sent falling into the hands of the wrong people, but that nightmare scenario…