No one is really that cool, therefore everyone is
It is no surprise that every college student deals with some sort of insecurity as they enter the early years of adulthood. In your first year, when you are fresh…
Carly D’Antonio
How to not buy a car: Writer provides foolproof guide
At the ripe old age of 21, I can say for sure that I have made my fair share of bad decisions. Nothing so far has been irreversible, but some…
Making things weird: An admirable 2023 resolution
It is no secret that everyone’s sense of humor is unique and different, and what we find funny varies greatly based on the person. Some find humor in cynicism, some…
Families Weekend: A chaotic glimpse into the origins of your peers
Families Weekend is a weekend like no other. All of campus is bustling with chaos and fun, with students showing their families around our very scenic campus. As a senior,…
If I’m a senior, is it too late to change my ways?
I have finally made it. The pinnacle of my academic career and most likely the end, unless I am met with an existential crisis upon graduation. Senior year of college.…
Misc columnist apologizes to her editor
If you have read my column before, you know that I am no stranger to missing a deadline or two and maybe sometimes phoning in my assignments. However, as the…
You can’t escape your fate of being a control freak
College is the perfect time to learn and grow. You are in a place with all of your peers who did not have the “pleasure” of knowing you in high…
The trials and tribulations of not thinking NYC is that cool
Coming back to Vassar after spring break was a bit of a trip. Even though it was only two weeks, it easily felt like an eternity. Was that because I…
How to make the most of your lonely Valentine’s Day
As you all know, last week was the annual celebration of love where your mother sends you an obscene amount of chocolate in the mail and your dad sends you…
Why does everyone think they are funny
It’s an age-old question that I find asking myself quite a bit recently. Why is it that everyone seems to think that they are comedians? I mean sure, everyone has…