Humor Editor runs out of jokes
I’m sitting here, looking at a blank page of horoscopes, a heavy pit in my stomach as I realize for the first time ever, I have nothing to write. There…
Emma daRosa
The rowing team taught me how to live slowly
During my freshman year, when my roommate told me she was joining the rowing team, I was beyond baffled. In my mind, college was a time to finally slow down.…
Horosco-mmencement
The time has come for me to give you 12 final pieces of impeccable advice. I hope you take it all to heart. Thank you for trusting me to advise…
‘Jet Lag: The Game’ reminds us to play
I think streaming services have ruined TV. Yeah, so does everyone else, alright, I do not care. They totally have! The joy of waiting a week for a new episode…
A round of 20 questions with President Bradley
Have you ever wondered what’s going on in President Elizabeth Bradley’s head? I know that I sure have. Don’t worry, you needn’t wonder any longer! I took action last week…
Horoscopes
Aries: There’s no need to panic about your final papers. Either you’ll finish them or you won’t. That’s a 50 percent chance! Leo: If you’re using ChatGPT to write final…
Liberal arts colleges are becoming progressive dystopias
Anthropologist Savannah Shange’s book “Progressive Dystopia: Abolition, Antiblackness, and Schooling in San Francisco” proposes an idea of “progressive capacity,” or the limits of what progressive ideology can achieve in practice.…
A journey through life, love, and soup
Do you like soup? Us too! In fact, we love soup. Well, I (Emma) love soup. Patrick is mostly neutral on it, I think. Still, we think not enough people…
Horoscopes
Aries: Winsome Taurus: Rambutan Gemini:Indubitably Cancer: Thunderhead Leo: Ensorcelled Virgo: Flounder Libra:Occultation Scorpio: Riptide Sagittarius: Hoyden Capricorn: Uxorious Aquarius: Mawkish Pisces: OssuaRy
What ‘Call the Midwife’ teaches us about motherwork
I have never been one for period pieces. My dad, a staunch devotee of “Downton Abbey,” has often tried to get me to sit and watch an episode with him,…