Francisco Andrade

Horoscopes: Oct. 17

By – 8 months ago

Stop buying cute notebooks at the Juliet.You’ve bought one per week since the semester started and have yet to write in any of them. You’re going bankrupt and killing the…

Horoscopes: Oct. 10

By – 8 months ago

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. But you shouldn’t beat around the bush, cause the early bird catches the worm. Even though there’s two of…

Should I skip class? Profs say yes

By – 1 year ago

A study by Fictional State University (FSU) shed light on a question that plagues all students: Should I be skipping class? Professors chanted horrifically, “Sure, who cares? They’re the ones…