
Dating in Greek life? Your expectations will surely fall ‘frat’
When I told my friends at Vassar that I wanted to join a sorority during my junior year abroad, I received mostly disapproving looks accompanied by sad sighs of, “Oh,…
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By Hannah Gaven – 3 years ago
When I told my friends at Vassar that I wanted to join a sorority during my junior year abroad, I received mostly disapproving looks accompanied by sad sighs of, “Oh,…
By Hannah Gaven – 4 years ago
Aries My plants are finally sprouting, which is pretty exciting. Sadly, I will have to murder them at the end of the semester when I move out. Good riddance though—they…
By Hannah Gaven – 4 years ago
Aries I had to write a blog post about how aggression relates to my life. I couldn’t think of anything because I’m a doll. But then I remembered how I…
By Hannah Gaven – 4 years ago
Aries It’s easy to procrastinate. None of us like doing work, so why are we still doing it? Ponder all of your life choices every hour of every day of…
By Hannah Gaven – 4 years ago
Aries I’m in the Vass Shakers show this Friday. Thus, you will be going to the Vass Shakers show this Friday. I better see you there, and you better be…
By Hannah Gaven – 4 years ago
Aries The worst part about working out is that you get sweaty. This means that you already put up with the exercise but you also have to shower. Or I…
By Hannah Gaven – 4 years ago
Aires My family got a new puppy! However, all dinner conversation consists of the looks of her poops and how often she’s peed. When you run out of conversations this…
By Hannah Gaven – 4 years ago
Aries You know what you want to do? Come to paper critique at 9 p.m. on Sunday nights. You want to come so that you can tell everyone else on…
By Hannah Gaven – 4 years ago
Aries I’ve become addicted to almond milk in hopes of bonding with my sister, but she still doesn’t call me…Unrequited love sucks. Don’t put up with it. Steal all of…
By Hannah Gaven – 4 years ago
Aires I’ve just recently found the fuzzy sock lyfe. It’s the only reason I wake up in the morning. However, I could just wear fuzzy socks to bed, and then…