Hannah Gaven

Humor & Satire Editor

Horoscopes

By – 5 years ago

Aries I am a saucy gurl. But are you saucy? The stars suggest that you need to up your slimey quotient this week. One way to do this is to…

Horoscopes

By – 5 years ago

Aries Recently, I was introduced to a Squatty Potty, which is a little stool that helps you get out your stool. Now that I’m back at school and Squatty Potty-less,…

Horoscopes

By – 5 years ago

Aries I know doing homework in your bed is a recipe for disaster. At first you’re falling asleep while writing an essay. Then you’re sleeping in class and drooling a…

Horoscopes

By – 5 years ago

Aries Reading autobiographies is a lot like watching YouTubers. Typically I’m bored with my own life, so I watch other people shove pie in their best friend’s face. While it’s…