Ode to…poetry
I have seen the bee movie you know the one with Jerry Seinfeld playing a talking bee At least 100 times I find the whole movie upsetting Barry Benson gets…
Ivanna Guerra
Momus, Goddess of Satire and potty jokes, expels advice from her every orifice
Dear Momus, I can’t get used to going to the bathroom with other people around. How can I keep people from noticing the sound of me farting or peeing? Xoxo,…
Momus, Goddess of satire, kindly gives us lowly mortals a glance into her perfection
Dear Momus, How do I love myself Sincerely, Not-Hopelessly Devoted to Me Dear Not Devoted to You, I really hesitate to answer this question. I, as a goddess, don’t exactly…
Momus, Goddess of the House of Satire, Breaker of Chains, Destroyer of Friendships
Dear Momus, My friends are nice, but they’re actually really lame. How do I have a social life that isn’t awful? Sincerely, Bored but not alone Dear Bored, I think…
Momus, Goddess of Satire, struggles to stay awake whilst granting wisdom
Dear Momus, I just realized that I’m boring. What do I do? Sincerely, Boring Lory Hi Boring Lory, People’s opinions of others tend to be subjective, which makes me wonder…
Momus, Goddess of Satire, helps us find ourselves (hint: Don’t get the bangs)
Dear Momus, …where am I? Sincerely, Lost and Afraid Dear Lost, Where to begin? Well, you are at a private liberal arts college in Poughkeepsie, NY, a town nestled in…
Momus, Goddess of Satire, gives some spooky, fun-sized advice for Halloween
Dear Mom, I forgot this week is Halloween and I have no idea what to wear and Vassar students go hard on Halloweekend! What should I do? I need three…
Goddess of Satire showers Vassar with godly wisdom
Dear Mom, Now that it’s getting colder I no longer want to ride my scooter around campus. But walking is horrible and I never want to do that either. What…
Momus, Goddess of Satire, counsels strung-out students
Dear Momus, I have refused to do my laundry for weeks and now I am living in a pile of dirty clothes! Can you please help motivate me to clean…
Momus, Goddess of Satire, counsels strung-out students
Dear Mom, Stress from school is really starting to get to me, and I have an urge to cry. The problem is that I don’t know my roommate very well…