Horoscopes: May 20
Aries Now is the season of endings and beginnings. Remember: When one door closes, another opens. Or maybe when one door closes, it’s because the Universe wants you to sit…
Madi Donat
10 things about Vassar that ~just make sense~
Have you ever thought, “Why is this the way that it is?” And then you remember, “Oh, right. I’m at Vassar College, a highly-selective, coeducational liberal arts school in the…
Horoscopes: April 28
Aries Some weeks you just check out. Some weeks you show up 15 minutes late to your independent study with a coffee in hand (not like I’m drawing from personal…
Horoscopes: April 14
Is there a hobby you’ve always wanted to take up but haven’t yet? Here are some examples: Photography! Baking! Soccer! Money laundering! It’s never too late to learn something…
Horoscopes: March 31
Never fear, your weekly horoscope is here! Gonna tell you exactly how your week is gonna go. Give me a second while I read the stars … You might…
The Nature Report: Live from the Nation’s Capital
Hello, and welcome to another nature article. A nature article like any other, where nothing at all has changed. I spent the past two weeks at home in Northern Virginia,…
Horoscopes: Feb. 24
If it seems like the world is out to get you, it probably isn’t. But, if it seems like someone in particular is out to get you, you can never…
(W)Hor(e)oscopes: February 17
Getting ready for Valentine’s Day is always a lively activity, regardless of whether or not you believe it’s a corporate shill. Sometimes you just need to emotionally prepare to see…
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If you feel angrier than usual this week, use my favorite simple trick: always be tired. If you are about to fall asleep at all times, there is no way…
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Right now it feels like it’s too cold to hear yourself think. If you step outside and feel the overwhelming urge to hibernate like a bear, take my advice: Do…