Final Horoscopes
Well, folks, the stars have told me it’s time to say goodbye. It’s been an absolute joy being your astrological liaison these past four years. I can only hope I…
Madi Donat
Senior Retrospective: Confused Humor Editor experiments with sincerity
It has been, lately, a season of endings. In these weeks, I’ve walked halls and felt that unignorable thing in my chest, like: “What if this is the last time…
A listicle of all of Madi’s listicles. Because why not.
Dear readers, The thing about a listicle is that it is untouchable. And the thing about MY listicles is that they are so good that they may be impossible…
Looking back on the ‘Wii Sports’ franchise as a nostalgic, multifunctional gaming tool
I will be the first to admit that there are two categories of people I, in no world, fall into: gamers and athletes. Still, from the ages of nine to…
Horoscopes
Aries Travel seems alluring this week. Maybe hop on a plane and jet over to Europe somewhere. I’ve heard Airbnb’s are cheap in Athens. Or perhaps experiment in Aviation. Everyone…
Horoscopes
Aries Become one with nature this week as the days get warmer and the nights get shorter. Acquaint yourself with a body of water. Get in. Feel the mud on…
Campus band fowlmouth releases its debut EP
Vassar’s own campus band fowlmouth released its debut EP “Safety Last!” on Sunday, Feb. 26. The group, consisting of members Julia Maisel-Berick ’24, Rachel Ostrowski ’24 and Lauren Pacheco ’24,…
Horoscopes
Aries Manducate. Taurus Extravage. Gemini Obnubilate. Cancer Cachinnate. Leo Festoon. Virgo Nemn. Libra Contumulate. Scorpio Lucubrate. Sagittarius Witwanton. Capricorn Prevaricate. Aquarius Ensorcell. Pisces Skirl.
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Aries Älä anna ajan karkaa sinusta tällä viikolla. Ole ahkera. Älä jätä tehtäviä sivuun viime hetkellä. Sinun on hyvä kirjoittaa tehtävälista. Se tekee elämästäsi helpompaa. Taurus .-.. .. ..-. .…
FBI Deece pasta lies
On Friday, March 23, a team of federal agents was called into the Gordon Commons for what was referred to as an “egregious breach of contract and violation of trust”…