Horoscopes: May 13
ARIES March 21 | April 19 Sometimes we all just need to sit criss-cross on the floor, or backwards on a chair, or on a table, or on a counter,…
Madi Donat
Word on the Street May 13
How would someone unlock you if you were a character in a video game? “It would be an open world game. You’d have to climb up every set of stairs…
Word on the Street: May 6
Who would play the villain in the movie of your life? “The guy with the itty bitty bowling ball [bowler] hat from ‘Meet the Robinsons.’” – Kayla Walthall ’23 “I think…
Horoscopes: May 6
ARIES March 21 | April 19 Invent new words this week. English is pretty good at specific words and feelings, but not good enough. Use them in sentences and hope…
Horoscopes: April 29
ARIESMarch 21 | April 19May is just around the corner and so is SPRING CLEANING! Time to rearrange all your stuff or just shift things around enough for a change…
Word on the Street: April 22
What’s the most creative way to rob a bank? “You could eat the money and then poop it out when you get home.” – Susanna Shull ’23 “Sneak in through…
Horoscopes: April 22
ARIESMarch 21 | April 19I joke that I’m an astral projector but honestly I’ve never tried. Do you think if we both astral projected at the same time we could…
Word on the Street: April 15
What’s the strangest dream you’ve had recently, or ever? “They’re all senior-year stress dreams. I had a dream that it was my honors and awards ceremony, but it was all…
Horoscopes: April 15
ARIESMarch 21 | April 19Allergy season approaches! The buds are beautiful even though they give some of us the sniffles. Kind of like life, right? Like, things are so beautiful…
Horoscopes: April 8
ARIESMarch 21 | April 19Here’s your excuse to BE DARING. Maybe get a tattoo or something? Send a long sext in public complete with many descriptive emojis and wait for…