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Horoscopes: May 20

By – 1 month ago

Aries Now is the season of endings and beginnings. Remember: When one door closes, another opens. Or maybe when one door closes, it’s because the Universe wants you to sit…

10 things about Vassar that ~just make sense~

By Allison Deutsch, Madi Donat – 2 months ago

Have you ever thought, “Why is this the way that it is?” And then you remember, “Oh, right. I’m at Vassar College, a highly-selective, coeducational liberal arts school in the…

Horoscopes: April 28

By – 2 months ago

Aries Some weeks you just check out. Some weeks you show up 15 minutes late to your independent study with a coffee in hand (not like I’m drawing from personal…

Horoscopes: April 14

By – 3 months ago

  Is there a hobby you’ve always wanted to take up but haven’t yet? Here are some examples: Photography! Baking! Soccer! Money laundering! It’s never too late to learn something…

Horoscopes: March 31

By – 3 months ago

  Never fear, your weekly horoscope is here! Gonna tell you exactly how your week is gonna go. Give me a second while I read the stars … You might…

Horoscopes: Feb. 24

By – 4 months ago

If it seems like the world is out to get you, it probably isn’t. But, if it seems like someone in particular is out to get you, you can never…

(W)Hor(e)oscopes: February 17

By – 4 months ago

Getting ready for Valentine’s Day is always a lively activity, regardless of whether or not you believe it’s a corporate shill. Sometimes you just need to emotionally prepare to see…

Horoscopes

By – 5 months ago

If you feel angrier than usual this week, use my favorite simple trick: always be tired. If you are about to fall asleep at all times, there is no way…

Horoscopes

By – 5 months ago

Right now it feels like it’s too cold to hear yourself think. If you step outside and feel the overwhelming urge to hibernate like a bear, take my advice: Do…