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Word on the Street: April 15

By – 8 months ago

What’s the strangest dream you’ve had recently, or ever? “They’re all senior-year stress dreams. I had a dream that it was my honors and awards ceremony, but it was all…

Horoscopes: April 15

By – 8 months ago

ARIESMarch 21 | April 19Allergy season approaches! The buds are beautiful even though they give some of us the sniffles. Kind of like life, right? Like, things are so beautiful…

Horoscopes: April 8

By – 8 months ago

ARIESMarch 21 | April 19Here’s your excuse to BE DARING. Maybe get a tattoo or something? Send a long sext in public complete with many descriptive emojis and wait for…

Word on the Street: March 25

By – 8 months ago

Where is the best place on campus to hide from an awkward hookup? What is the least trustworthy astrological sign? Could you take the humor editors in a fight? Tim…

Horoscopes: March 25

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ARIESMarch 21 | April 19Happy Aries season! Return to what you know by being passionate, spearheading plans and loving your friends. Remember to wear sunglasses if it’s sunny. Take care…

Word on the Street: March 18

By – 8 months ago

Could you out-survive Bear Grylls? Tori Horner ’23Probably not. I wouldn’t last two days in the wilderness. Lola Wright ’24Definitely not. I wouldn’t survive a second. Livia Shine ’24[After some…

Horoscopes: March 18

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ARIESMarch 21 | April 19The sun is giving us all serotonin. Complement that with adrenaline by planning a heist with your friends. Make sure that whatever you steal is completely…

Horoscopes: March 11

By – 9 months ago

ARIESMarch 21 | April 19This week it’s food gems. I’ve been using the vegan shortbread cookies as the outer layers of an ice cream sandwich—get one of those fudge bars…

Horoscopes: November 19

By – 1 year ago

It’s not bad to leave reality for a bit. Imagine yourself on a super-fancy boat, away from all the troubles of the world, a glass of champagne in your hand…