Horoscopes: October 15
The treasure you seek is just beyond the pines. Fear not, for a drink from your magic goblet will help you reach it. Beware, however, for here be dragons. A…
Madi Donat
Horoscopes: October 8
You don’t feel like yourself this week, which is normal—everyone has off days. On the other hand, you might be possessed. If you think this might be the case, write…
Horoscopes: October 1
ARIESMarch 21 | April 19 Motivation’s hard / (Mars is still in retrograde). / Keep a tight schedule. Make a brand new friend! / Do socially distant meals. / Tell…
Horoscopes: September 24
As it begins to get cold, make sure your fashion is in order. I am very powerful, and thus have the ability to decide the color of the season––it’s green.…
Horoscopes: September 17
You feel caged in right now, but remember: That cursed amulet I gave you should get you out of any bind. Wait, you…you lost it? You lost the cursed amulet?…
Horoscopes: September 10
Enthusiasm will take you far, but don’t confuse energy for optimism. Allow yourself to experience all emotions, even the ugly ones. Without anger, sadness and jealousy, what kind of humans…
Horoscopes: September 3
DO get organized. DON’T fall in love, at least not right now. DO take some time for yourself. DON’T push down your problems just because you’ve seemingly got other things…
Horoscopes: April 30
Aries Say what’s on your mind while it still feels raw and natural. Resist the urge to shrug your shoulders, to contort yourself into a lie, because since when have…
Horoscopes: April 23
This week’s horoscopes inspired by Co-Star’s terrifying notifications. Aries It’s okay to not always do what is asked of you. / Ask yourself what your weaknesses are, and how they…
Horoscopes: April 16
Aries If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. And if you were an object that is currently abandoned in my dorm, you’d be my string lights that don’t…