Madi Donat

Horoscopes: February 27

By – 3 years ago

Now is the time I finally let you know my own sign: I’m a Cancer! Apparently Cancers and Aries are super incompatible (which is tbh very false but that’s what…

Horoscopes: February 20

By – 3 years ago

I make fun of Sagittarians further down by saying they aren’t as good as you, so my advice to you is to beware of angry Sagittarians. You’re better than them,…

(W)HOR(E)OSCOPES

By – 3 years ago

Both Mars and the moon are giving you lots of confidence this week, so use it wisely. Maybe ask someone out or look for a job. Try shoplifting! (WE DO…

Horoscopes: Feb. 6

By – 3 years ago

Relish in your individuality as we approach a full-moon. There’s no curbing your power! Make up your own language and shout it at people; whoever stays is a true friend.…

Horoscopes: Jan. 30

By – 3 years ago

Switch up your wardrobe. Try a new fabric or silhouette that you aren’t used to! You will no doubt receive many compliments. And if all else fails, well, Vassar is…

Horoscopes: Dec. 5

By – 3 years ago

Intuition is high! Cut off toxic people without remorse. Be smart about it, though. I see you trying to block Colleen Mallet’s email, but that won’t solve anything. Don’t shoot…

Horoscopes: Nov. 14

By – 3 years ago

Try to be less confrontational this week. Write an essay about why you hate someone. If they still don’t take the hint, only then try leaving that dead bird in…

Horoscopes: Oct. 31

By – 3 years ago

You’re chiller than usual right now, which is working for you. Stay calmin a crisis instead of being reckless. Remember: safety in numbers. If you’re gonna summon anything, do it…