Paul Blart, Mall Cop: the hero we deserve
I usually enjoy stirring up some controversy with my film reviews, so why should this one be any different? “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” is the best evidence I can possibly…
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‘Spy Kids’: potential child endangerment?
I could not find a leaked copy of “Cats” (2019) to review for this week, so “Spy Kids” (2001) was the next logical choice. Both are equally impressive in their…
‘The Hangover Part III’: At least it ended better than GOT
I had not seen any of the “Hangover” movies. This is mostly because I, in my naivety, believed that they were not worth my time. So when I decided to…
‘Cadet Kelly’: the most accurate military representation
Before anyone critiques my review of “Cadet Kelly” and says I can’t make fun of war heroes because I have no military experience, I did get permission from our Humor…
‘The Last Airbender’: Shyamalan is trying his best, okay?
Imagine that you are M. Night Shyamalan, and one dark, scary night, an idea pops into your head. You know that this idea is ludicrous—how on earth could you possibly…
‘Twitches’: They’re witches…who are twins! Keep up
Grab your twin and get ready for a review of the best Halloween movie ever made! There will be some spoilers, but this movie came out literally 15 years ago…
‘Sharkboy and Lavagirl’: The best goddamn movie ever made
We all remember being eight years old and begging our parents to let us stay up past 10 p.m. to finish watching “The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D”…