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John Leguizamo moves to a solid “maybe” on Commencement, citing Cheesecake Factory reservation
To say it’s been a turbulent pre-graduation season is an understatement. John Leguizamo, known for his recent role in “Encanto” and also apparently for playing Luigi in “Super Mario Bros.”…
Students reflect on the rise of COVID-19 cases on campus
Since mid-April, Vassar College has seen a large spike in COVID-19 cases on campus. According to the COVID-19 dashboard, active cases have increased from 22 cases on April 24 to…
Springing into warm weather: How to sweat your way through May
It would have been a few months ago now that I saw something incredible. The clouds parted, and then there was this sort of whitish disc in the sky, kind…
Magic Mike 3 to star Alison DiLaurentis
Despite her clear aversion to attention of any kind, Alison DiLaurentis ’23 has been identified as “a diamond in the rough” by Warner Bros. executive Cann Fuckoff, the first female…
Pitching theoretical terms for the group of athletes who yelled “take off that mask” at me as I walked to the Deece in what was not quite a catcall but was perhaps a maskcall
Maskhole Toxic maskulinity Expired maskara The unmasked singer Emaskulated manchild
Exploring the overlooked art of live albums
Although studio albums tend to be the most praised and consumed form of recorded music, live albums present their audiences with unique art that cannot be replicated through studio recording.…
Wilco’s anniversary concert brings past to new heights
Last Saturday, I found myself sitting in the auditorium of the United Palace Theater in Manhattan, a space that felt more like a work of art than a room. Dark…
Horoscopes: April 20
The stars have told me that this week, you’ll open PB’s Sunday email fast enough to be the first to identify the Mystery Picture. The week after, when she…