Another semester, another hectic period of pre-registration. Students looking to get into highly requested classes will be happy to know that new sections have opened with some intriguing adjustments. The…
Ah. ’Tis spring at Vassar College. The cheery robin and the squeaky starling have returned. The wasps and bumbles are awake, stalking me on the window screens daily. The bumbles…
It’s been nearly two summers since Tyler, The Creator released his critically acclaimed album, “CALL ME IF YOU GET LOST.” I remember listening to the project in its first week;…
As a hard-hitting journalist worthy of invites to PB’s coveted journalism dinners I sometimes seek out the queries of our loyal readers to bestow upon them my superior knowledge. Before…
As Sam Cooke once said, “A change is gonna come,” and come it has. The famous hands-free machines featured in the Deece that often would fail at their simple job…
March—the month of mad. This angry period is accentuated by two college basketball tournaments in which the maddest team wins, a festival known as “March Madness.” Yet year after year,…
A lot of people ask me, “How do you sleep at night?” and I tell them, “Certainly not by mulling over my past transgressions. Irreparable damage is a daytime thing,…
Every time I see someone comparing the process of Artificial Intelligence (AI) art generation to inspiration, I am infuriated to no end. To quote “John Rosemond: Why you shouldn’t high-five…
It has been a little over five months since Express lost the right to serve hot food, an experiment which has, at best, made me very sad. For the majority…
Over break, I had a run-in with the Buffalo Museum of Science and witnessed various excellent animals from around the world, all of whom were dead, but, through the magic…
