There’s a scene in the “Simpsons” episode “You Only Move Twice” in which Homer’s incredibly rich ex-boss buys him the Denver Broncos, and Homer is immediately disappointed because they’re not…
What’s up with the beavers? Where are they? Maybe an easier question to start with is where are they not? There are a few locations that I have pinned down.…
Before I get to my butterfly comments, I must say there is an ample supply of quality dogs around campus this semester. I saw this real tiny black dog…
You enter the bathroom at 1:13 a.m. on a Tuesday night (Wednesday morning?). You’d rather not be up at such a late time this early in the week, but at…
This past week, I finally took the initiative to engage with the pluralism of mushrooms happening at the Farm Ecological Preserve. Fungal friend Miles gave me a walking tour of…
I’ll admit it: The cherry blossoms blindsided me. I knew one of these days they would show up, but not when or where or how or why. One day, they…
The flowers are finally starting to peek out. The bulbs I planted around campus six months ago (as seen in Nature Report #5) are finally blooming. On a more solemn…
This week I thought I’d fill you in on “the situation” that’s been going down in my Main triple for the past week. Generally, I’m a fan of water, but…
The spring birds are loudly and proudly making their spring sounds, filling the air with a cacophony of cheeps and tweets. Although most are heard and not seen, the all-American…
Try to think about what your dentist would say about you today. Would they say you’ve improved on your habits? Started caring more for yourself? Be the person your…
