Unjust Ronaldo red shows need for VAR
If you ever feel inept, remember that touchline referees exist. Though touchline referees are easily forgotten, this past week soccer fans were all rudely reminded of their presence in perhaps…
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McConnell must prevent vote on Kavanaugh nomination
I certainly hope that Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell has better things to do with his time than read my articles. However, in case you are Mitch and you are…
Horoscopes 9/27
Aries Perhaps you feel that you are coming down with a cold. I swear all of my friends have the Black Death. If you contract it as well, you’ll have…
Deece-ent advice from some halfway Deece-ent students
Dear Deece-ent, The card reader for the laundry room stopped working, but I had to do my laundry immediately since I had already worn all my underwear twice (once the…
After questioning side bangs, sophomore embraces new emo identity
“What kind of music do you like?” they ask. “Have you heard the new Kanye collab?” they inquire. I don’t know what to tell them. They won’t understand. I exclusively…
Stressed student decides to declare all majors at Vassar
For some, picking a major is as simple as telling everyone they’re pre-med all the time. For others, it’s an edifying journey filled with self-discovery and joy. For sophomore Eddie…
Concussion crisis looms over football as NFL returns
[CW: This article makes mention of suicide.] Devon Gales led with the crown of his helmet. I have been mesmerized by a clip of wide receiver Gales, blocking for his…
Convocation speakers reflect on memory, search for truth
On Wednesday, Sept. 6, at 3:30 p.m., the Vassar community gathered in the Chapel to usher in a new academic year. While students and faculty members filed in, Adjunct Artist…
Missed Connection #0: Admin reflects on history of page
Navigating the college social scene can be confusing and frustrating for students, regardless of class year. We often find it difficult to express our true feelings or are too afraid…
A capella performers entice, embrace new members
On the evening of Sept. 12, Main Building’s Villard Room slowly filled with the humming excitement and contagious nervousness of first-years on the verge of tackling a new college experience.…