Humor & Satire
Word on the Street: May 6
Who would play the villain in the movie of your life? “The guy with the itty bitty bowling ball [bowler] hat from ‘Meet the Robinsons.’” – Kayla Walthall ’23 “I think…
Horoscopes: May 6
ARIES March 21 | April 19 Invent new words this week. English is pretty good at specific words and feelings, but not good enough. Use them in sentences and hope…
The Academic Mythos
I know more about Greek mythology than I do about the Bible. As a member of the generation that grew up with Percy Jackson novels, this isn’t very surprising. However,…
Super Animal Royale: The new Fortnite?
If you’re an “about town” and “hip with the kids” kind of Vassar student, you may have heard the trendy gamer song “Chug Jug With You,” a wonderful Fortnite take…
Best friend’s best friend meets best friend
Friends: We all have them. I certainly do. But what happens when someone who considers you their best friend meets your best friend? That is the exact predicament sophomore Casey…
Going to JCPenney was the most exciting part of my year
It is no secret that these past couple of months have been difficult and the ongoing global pandemic is causing most of the world deep fatigue. Luckily, Vassar’s students have…
Dr. G’s Love Advice Week #16
Dear Dr. G, I’m a first-year and I keep hearing things about “The Mug”. I went to Middle School Mug Night this weekend but I don’t understand why it was…
