Horoscopes
Aries Getting a break is nice, but it’s always a million times harder to get back into things. This week, remind yourself of the relentless grindset by throwing yourself in…
Humor & Satire
The return of the listicle: Ranking ten of Vassar’s water fountains
And so I return! It has been a while since I last ranked aspects of this beautiful campus. And what better a comeback than to definitively order the locations from…
Extreme Makeover: Redesigning Vassar’s Logos
I often look at Vassar’s logos and think, no offense, that they were made by a bunch of losers from the 1800s. As someone who has seen many logos, I…
How to become an expert at procrastination
Are you guilty of procrastinating? Have you ever looked at something and thought, “Nah, I’ll deal with that later?” Do you regularly put off till tomorrow what you could do…
TRIALS AND TURNIP-ULATIONS
‘Twas a matter remarkably queer That a turnip had grown from each ear, And to make matters worse He’d not see a nurse; The prognosis, indeed, was unclear. – Anna…
Horoscopes
Aries Being good at things is SUCH a rush. It’s really nice to hear that you are slaying. But what happens when you don’t slay? Not that you should prepare…
Paul McCartney, T-Pain, Kermit the Frog dazzle in NYC concert
Last Saturday night, I had the opportunity to travel to New York City to see one of the most personally anticipated concerts of the year. I’ve been a fan of…
Thanksgiving: Surviving everyone’s favoritest holiday
Thanksgiving is almost here, and you know what that means: It’s time to start planning your big day! The holiday is a celebration of American heritage, and what could possibly…
An ode to the benefits of having long, luscious locks
As the Ivy League Whorehouse, Vassar College is an institution at the intersection of utmost intellectual pursuit and absolute tomfoolery. The same could be said of haircuts. In light of…
