The Nature Report: Cricket loudly interrupts orchestra concert
The cricket is in steep competition with the wasp for the title of least respected bug on campus. Oct. 9, 8:00 p.m.: All was well in the Skinner Recital Hall;…
Humor & Satire
October 28 Horoscopes
Washing dishes is so weird. Maybe we should let the dishes wash us for a change. Envision yourself in a sink filled with soapy bubbles, being gently scrubbed by a…
Cone Person
I live in a cone. Please leave me alone. This is my home; Get a cone of your own. – Anna Kozloski
A Monster Grabbed My Ankles
A monster grabbed my ankles As I climbed into my bed. He pulled me down and under And shook my little head. I thought that he would kill me…
The Art of Lying
We all like to partake in a little fib from time to time. Whether it’s done for practical reasons or just for fun, it is a natural and common practice…
The Nature Report: Community Theater
I’d like to start this edition of “Nature” off with a bird count for the week: seven house sparrows, one white-breasted nuthatch, one titmouse, one blue jay, one cardinal, two…
Vassar students petition for change
Vassar students are known for many things: their tote bags, fondness for Marx and passion for activism. With the recent popularity and controversy over the petition for regular COVID-19 testing,…
The Waterfowl: What are they up to?
The days are getting shorter since the fall season has arrived. For those unfamiliar with fall, it is when the trees collectively desert the color green. Quickly regretting their decision,…
Sept. 30 Horoscopes
ARIES March 21 | It’s getting to the point in the semester where I’m starting to figure out which assignments I can afford to skip. (If any of my professors…
Someone spilled salad on the third floor stairs in Main
Sept. 23, 11:58 p.m. That particular night, something unexpectedly struck a chord with me. Something tapped into a dormant anger in me. Someone spilled salad on the third floor stairs…