Vassar College: The hottest new retirement home
There are so many events happening on this campus, it’s ridiculous. Never in my life have I had access to so many activities. I develop early-onset arthritis in the knitting…
Humor & Satire
Check out these super maladaptive tips to ace your finals
It’s finally time. The library is starting to get packed (at loose interpreted intervals of six feet.) Break is coming up, but the upperclassmen aren’t acting like there’s a break…
Dr. G’s top three tactics for avoiding awkward Thanksgiving-table conversations
Dear Dr. G, Being home always means talking to all my relatives about if I’m dating anyone yet. Can you give me some tips on how to avoid these weird…
Horoscopes: November 19
It’s not bad to leave reality for a bit. Imagine yourself on a super-fancy boat, away from all the troubles of the world, a glass of champagne in your hand…
Stir-crazy family resorts to mundane activities as an alternative to murder
Board Games: My family already has an extensive board game collection, so, in the early days of the pandemic, we turned to them like Vassar students flock to Crafted Kup…
Dr. G: A guide to finding a rich spouse on Vassar campus
Dear Dr. G, I have a dirty confession to make. I only came to Vassar to find someone rich to marry so I can have an easy and beautiful life…
