Horoscopes: April 2
You won’t have much time this week, so here’s a song rec to lift your spirits! Try “Half Love” by Red Hearse: It’s upbeat and energetic, and full of passion––just…
Humor & Satire
Horoscopes: March 26
Don’t be surprised if you feel a little extra impulsive this week. Confess your feelings, or air a grievance, or cut your bangs. Just kidding. I know you’ve already cut…
“It’s art!” exclaim students holding crayon drawing of poop
Olivia Verwerked ’21 sits in her room, drawing a large landscape she has been commissioned online. In between her schoolwork and her campus job, she creates, perfecting her craft and…
‘Spy Kids’: potential child endangerment?
I could not find a leaked copy of “Cats” (2019) to review for this week, so “Spy Kids” (2001) was the next logical choice. Both are equally impressive in their…
Horoscopes: February 27
Now is the time I finally let you know my own sign: I’m a Cancer! Apparently Cancers and Aries are super incompatible (which is tbh very false but that’s what…
Ode to…poetry
I have seen the bee movie you know the one with Jerry Seinfeld playing a talking bee At least 100 times I find the whole movie upsetting Barry Benson gets…
For student who only eats meat, Vassar is a daunting place
Vassar College, a cultural melting pot of mostly white kids. The school prides itself on appearing inclusive to folks of all races, genders, sexual orientations and even dietary restrictions. However,…
Senior combats rampant ageism in shrinking job market
As the CDO reminds us incessantly, graduating from college means finding The Hottest Job in your career field. Seniors must buckle down, search for their dream job and settle for…