Two Vassar senior citizens bond together to offer advice
As a woman in her early 20s (*cough, cough*), I have quite a few tips to disseminate to the youngins out there. First and foremost, do NOT, under any circumstances,…
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Dating in Greek life? Your expectations will surely fall ‘frat’
When I told my friends at Vassar that I wanted to join a sorority during my junior year abroad, I received mostly disapproving looks accompanied by sad sighs of, “Oh,…
Momus, Goddess of the House of Satire, Breaker of Chains, Destroyer of Friendships
Dear Momus, My friends are nice, but they’re actually really lame. How do I have a social life that isn’t awful? Sincerely, Bored but not alone Dear Bored, I think…
Horoscopes: Dec. 5
Intuition is high! Cut off toxic people without remorse. Be smart about it, though. I see you trying to block Colleen Mallet’s email, but that won’t solve anything. Don’t shoot…
‘Cadet Kelly’: the most accurate military representation
Before anyone critiques my review of “Cadet Kelly” and says I can’t make fun of war heroes because I have no military experience, I did get permission from our Humor…
Jimmy Fallon: the easiest way to watch The Roots live
Last summer, I had an incredible opportunity to visit NBC 30 Rock and do a studio tour with a group of friends. Among those in my group, there was someone…
Momus, Goddess of Satire, struggles to stay awake whilst granting wisdom
Dear Momus, I just realized that I’m boring. What do I do? Sincerely, Boring Lory Hi Boring Lory, People’s opinions of others tend to be subjective, which makes me wonder…
Horoscopes: Nov. 21
I’m going to be blunt Aries. You need to focus. Thanksgiving is in a week, and you have yet to practice for all the political arguments you’re going to have.…
‘The Last Airbender’: Shyamalan is trying his best, okay?
Imagine that you are M. Night Shyamalan, and one dark, scary night, an idea pops into your head. You know that this idea is ludicrous—how on earth could you possibly…