Seniors allege they will stay close friends
Well, here we are. Commencement. Four years (based on cultural assumptions; much respect for anyone graduating in more years or fewer) and a minimum of 34 credits later, the class…
Humor & Satire
Desperate students confide in womp-womp for advice
Students, it is the end of the year and many of us are going to summer jobs or internships for the first time, or perhaps are graduating and getting ready…
Local girl wins small but consequential insect battle
Okay, now that it’s the end of the year and I am set to go abroad in the fall, I think it’s time to tell you all the full story…
Horoscopes
Aries My plants are finally sprouting, which is pretty exciting. Sadly, I will have to murder them at the end of the semester when I move out. Good riddance though—they…
Senior thesis proposal ideas aim to answer real questions
With next semester fast approaching, Vassar students are busy preparing for the new academic year. Looking out for you all as usual, the Misc is here to give you soon-to-be…
It’s springtime: Please make it stop right this minute
Anyone with two eyes and a heart full of music can tell that it’s spring here at Vassar. The trees are blooming, and the planters are filled with tulips paid…
Police confess perpetrators in egg attacks still at large
More than 100 stealth egg attacks baffle Vassar students and police. Poughkeepsie, New York—A 19-year-old anonymous Vassar student’s room in Main has become the target of mysterious egging attacks that…
Horoscopes
Aries I had to write a blog post about how aggression relates to my life. I couldn’t think of anything because I’m a doll. But then I remembered how I…
Administration prepares for class of 2024 admittance day
This past weekend marked another successful Admitted Students Day here at Vassar. This yearly event is where soon-to-be high school graduates can come and decide once and for all if…
College student tropes revealed: Which one are you?
In the wake of admitted students weekend, I’ve noticed a few things. Over and over again, there’s the repetition of popular tropes by these new and tragically bright-eyed recruits, and…