Rocky Elevator breaks down its poor working conditions
Dear Vassar student body, I am the Rockefeller Hall Elevator, also known as the Rocky Elevator. Approximately two to three weeks ago, unfortunately, I lost a fight. I had a…
Humor & Satire
Cold, wet and eating Popeyes chicken
When I talk to people back home about college, they inevitably tell me they don’t know where or what Vassar is, and I inevitably tell them it’s an hour and…
Iron (Wo)man, and how you can be her
A little over a year ago, I wanted to donate blood at my high school’s blood drive. I filled out the forms. I got a little sticker. I sat in…
Exclusive interview features Matthew Vassar
When Vassar’s first-year chemistry students unpacked the materials for their first lab this fall, they generally found just the things one would expect to find in such a scenario: beakers,…
Rockin’ the Suburbs (I am afraid of New York City)
As the school week comes to an end, many a Vassar student prepares to head to “the City” over the weekend. Whether visiting home or just having an adventure in…
Deece stops gluing cups together
In a statement to The Misc last week, the Deece has announced the termination of their cup gluing program, citing supply chain issues, student frustration, issues with the supply chain…
Men’s rugby exists and they want you
I have committed a wrong that I wish to right. I did not realize that we have a male rugby team. In my defense, I’m not the only one. When…
Observation #6
This is not that. — Anna Kozloski