Humor & Satire
Word on the Street: May 20
Question 1: What’s the closest encounter you’ve had to the paranormal? Question 2: What song would you want played at your funeral? 1: “I did see a UFO once. I…
Horoscopes: May 20
ARIES March 21 | April 19 Be PRESENT in these last few days on campus. Even when it sucks and the bees come back and drown in your syrup. You…
I Would Like to Keep My Mask On, Please.
At this time last year, everyone across the world was forced to get used to wearing a mask… unless you were in America, where every asshole in the country decided…
Student encounters small issues while using baby bathroom
I have to crouch down to sit on my toilet at home. “Way to brag about how tall you are,” you might be thinking. I have two things to say…
Senior hookup leaving you? Here are some tips to cope
Dear Dr. G, I’ve been dating a senior but I am only a sophomore and I’m sad that they’re graduating. Worse yet, since the college is being so strict about…
How to tell your parents you have no internship
With the end of the school year fastly approaching, we all seem to be getting the same question: “So, what are your summer plans?” It’s a perfectly normal question to…