Roommates become indistinguishable
With many professors opting to teach online and most org activities happening remotely, getting out of your dorm room can feel like a chore. With assigned sinks and toilet stalls,…
Humor & Satire
Dr. G’s Love Advice: Kinky Zoom University edition
Dear Dr. G, I’m trying to keep things interesting for my girlfriend and me, but with all the Vassar Together regulations (which I respect and follow), it’s so hard to…
Horoscopes: September 17
You feel caged in right now, but remember: That cursed amulet I gave you should get you out of any bind. Wait, you…you lost it? You lost the cursed amulet?…
Panicked senior reads a CDO email
Senior year: the last year of college. What comes next? The Void? Backpacking through Europe? The Abyss? Moving back in with your parents? Who’s to say? Certainly not graduating senior…
A brief look at the summer
It has been a marvelous week at Vassar College, as after nearly seven months of a mostly empty campus, students have returned to remind the Vassar Security team why they…
Horoscopes: September 10
Enthusiasm will take you far, but don’t confuse energy for optimism. Allow yourself to experience all emotions, even the ugly ones. Without anger, sadness and jealousy, what kind of humans…