Humor reporters in the field: Deece meal swipes uncovered
Room draw for next semester is just around the corner. After frenzy of choosing the pre-reg classes with as little work as possible (I recommend North Korean History Through Interpretive…
Humor & Satire
Hot off the teleprompter: vote Jill for generic VSA position!
The VSA election season fills me with bitter regret. I always wish I ran for a position in my four years here because…power. I never actually ran for anything for…
The Misc’s bedside astrologer
Aries (March 21-April 19): We all hear you passive-aggressively sighing over there, Aries. All that sighing won’t bring Macklemore here any faster. You know what will, though? Angry, hurtful, possibly…
Keep it up, sleepy-head: how to spend more time in bed
Finals are coming. Are they coming? I don’t know, I’m in Italy. I don’t know anything except for how to fit as much cured ham into my mouth at one…
Mr. Bouchard’s helpful hints for reigning in your anxiety
If you’re like me, you fear all people/events/things. When I’m in a haunted house, this kind of behavior is considered normal. When I’m in the Vassar Bookstore, knees shaking in…
Untapped brainpower: are we wasting our mental potential?
Law and Order: SVU, a glorious piece of cinematic artwork that features the amazing acting talents of such great masters as Ice-T, always ends with a disclaimer that lets you…
From my microwave to yours: Easy student meals
The following is an excerpt from the new bestselling cookbook, “Planning Meals without a Meal Plan,” Chapter 5: “101 Ways to Prepare Spaghetti-Os! (or Less Uh-Oh!, more Yum-Oh!)” Bonjour…
Social awkwardness: Lily has it and wants to talk about it
There are a few consistent truths in my life. One is that I will always eat all of the bacon in front of me, regardless of how hungry I am.…
Live-tweeting a NYC apartment hunt (#realworldprobs)
If you’re familiar with house-hunting for a summer internship, you’ll know such an endeavor makes The Hunger Games look like child’s play. But after eventful apartment viewings, plenty of emails,…