Humor & Satire

Horoscopes: Oct. 3

By Francisco Andrade – 3 weeks ago

This week is your week! No matter what happens throughout the week, just know that it ends exactly how you’ve been hoping it would: alien abduction. Taurus, I know you’ve…

Horoscopes: Sept. 26

By – 4 weeks ago

Ok, so you blew all your Arlington Bucks already. That’s fine; you promised to babysit during fall break, so you will have some money afterward. For now, you can just…