Humor & Satire

Horoscopes: November 12

By – 2 months ago

It’s movie recs this week because we could all use a break. I keep thinking about “Knives Out.” Who knew the guy from the mediocre/bad second “Star Wars” movie could…

A poem dedicated to Vassar’s pumpkin patch

By Vivian Phillips – 3 months ago

Where did they come from? All out on the lawn All without stems And suddenly gone Like oversized acorns All scattered around As if two produce trucks Suddenly just broke…

Horoscopes: November 5

By – 3 months ago

Would you be Godzilla? If, you know, you were given the opportunity and all of the technicalities and logistics were handled and all that. Is it preferable to whatever this…