Humor & Satire

President Bradley to debut new ‘endless’ Sunday email

By Oliver Stewart – 1 month ago

Inspired by the “infinite scroll” algorithms of social media sites like TikTok, Instagram and Facebook, President of the College Elizabeth Bradley announced plans on Tuesday to release a new “endless”…

(W)Hor(e)oscopes

By – 1 month ago

(Check your Sun and Venus signs, if you’re into that sorta thing) Aries Luck in love will soon come your way! Your intensity drives away those who can’t hack it,…

Valentine’s Day headlines from another publication

By Nandini Likki – 1 month ago

Date who says they’re “down for anything” is clearly biased towards one hyper-specific option   These two people would each clearly rather be at home, in their underwear, watching YouTube…

Horoscopes

By – 2 months ago

Aries Examine your vices and guilty pleasures this week. Are the things you like guilty pleasures because they are traditionally liked by teenage girls, or are they actually worth a…