Humor & Satire

Human torture approved at Vassar College

By – 2 months ago

Welcome one, welcome all. Today is the Ides of March for many young hopeful students in mathematics. Just last Friday, these students displayed bright, joyous countenances. They were fountains of…

Horoscopes

By – 2 months ago

ARIES Focus on self-care this week. Take out the trash in your room. Rinse your toothpaste out of the sink. Vacuum your floor. Do some dusting. This is actually just…

VSA passes resolution resolution

By – 2 months ago

At a heated legislative session last Sunday, the Vassar Student Association (VSA) narrowly passed a controversial resolution calling for a resolution to be passed at an unspecified future date. The…

Good food, great bands, fire hazard?

By – 2 months ago

Over the weekend, I attended “Light the Night,” an event involving music, s’mores and other foods on the quad. Truly, I enjoyed the event. The catering from Bacio’s was delicious…