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An exceedingly menacing maid Loved to creep through the halls in the shade. Whispering oaths no one knows, She’d leap about on her toes And take jabs at the air…
An exceedingly menacing maid Loved to creep through the halls in the shade. Whispering oaths no one knows, She’d leap about on her toes And take jabs at the air…
Aries Getting wasted and feeling like death the next morning is OUT; refined, classy parties are IN! Next time you want to have a gathering, why not impress with some…
The shrieks of one puny Prince Gibb Roused a nurse to inspect the babe’s crib. Her findings were shocking— A cradle still rocking A singular, semi-mauled rib. – Anna…
It is no surprise that every college student deals with some sort of insecurity as they enter the early years of adulthood. In your first year, when you are fresh…
Are you a starry-eyed freshperson? Are you overwhelmed with the possibilities of your Vassar career, at the thought of eating Deece food for three more years and sleeping in the…
Inspired by the “infinite scroll” algorithms of social media sites like TikTok, Instagram and Facebook, President of the College Elizabeth Bradley announced plans on Tuesday to release a new “endless”…
(Check your Sun and Venus signs, if you’re into that sorta thing) Aries Luck in love will soon come your way! Your intensity drives away those who can’t hack it,…
Date who says they’re “down for anything” is clearly biased towards one hyper-specific option These two people would each clearly rather be at home, in their underwear, watching YouTube…
At the ripe old age of 21, I can say for sure that I have made my fair share of bad decisions. Nothing so far has been irreversible, but some…