Horoscopes: September 3
DO get organized. DON’T fall in love, at least not right now. DO take some time for yourself. DON’T push down your problems just because you’ve seemingly got other things…
Humor & Satire
Republicans: fearless defenders of our great Constitution
I can sleep soundly at night knowing that the beautiful document that I love, the U.S. Constitution, is safe in the hands of our current leader. President Trump has done…
Student turns to the Sims for taste of university life
The COVID-19 pandemic has seen colleges shift to online classes, as professors and students search for ways to be productive from their screens at home. Many colleges have turned to…
Horoscopes: April 30
Aries Say what’s on your mind while it still feels raw and natural. Resist the urge to shrug your shoulders, to contort yourself into a lie, because since when have…
A graphical feature of some editors’ speculated outcomes of our Tinder journalism
Above, one of our editors offered a visual prediction of how the Tinder project would go. Ciara Murray-Jordan/The Miscellany News.
Horoscopes: April 23
This week’s horoscopes inspired by Co-Star’s terrifying notifications. Aries It’s okay to not always do what is asked of you. / Ask yourself what your weaknesses are, and how they…
Horoscopes: April 16
Aries If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. And if you were an object that is currently abandoned in my dorm, you’d be my string lights that don’t…