Humor & Satire
Momus, Goddess of Satire was really late to answering questions so Ivanna took over
Dear Momus, I am naturally late to everything, but now that I am in my second semester (of my third year) I can no longer use the excuse that I…
Horoscopes: February 20
I make fun of Sagittarians further down by saying they aren’t as good as you, so my advice to you is to beware of angry Sagittarians. You’re better than them,…
Mmm…this sauce smooth…
Dear Applesauce Connoisseurs, My name is Janet Song, and I am a reporter for the Miscellany News. A friend of mine is a fan of your applesauce, and after tasting…
Friends break up, third friend now has to deece twice as much
Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, and we all know what that means here at Vassar College: It’s time to break up with your romantic partner. Whether you’ve been a package…
(W)HOR(E)OSCOPES
Both Mars and the moon are giving you lots of confidence this week, so use it wisely. Maybe ask someone out or look for a job. Try shoplifting! (WE DO…
How to write funny when you aren’t
For close to a year now, I’ve written a Humor article for The Misc almost every week. If you know me at all, this is probably a surprise to you…
Passionate reporter spreads sex toy industry wide open
I took last semester off to live and work in New York City. A sprawling metropolis of finance bros and artsy vegans, New York City is the one and only…