Writer wracks brain (and body) looking for article idea
Dear reader, I won’t sugarcoat it: This week’s article was a trial to write. I hate to say it, but I’ve had horrible writer’s block. For those of you who…
Humor & Satire
Horoscopes: Sept. 19 – Sept. 25
Aries, big things are happening this week. I do not know what or when, but they are happening. Be prepared (you are not going to win the lottery though). You…
Horoscopes: Sept. 12 through Sept. 17
People have been paying attention to you. You have two options: 1) embrace it by auditioning for a comedy group or 2) avoid everyone and everything by wearing a hoodie,…
#Adulting: Exhausted editor shares hard-earned wisdom
It’s the start of the new school year, folks. You’re busy finding new classes, getting lost in unknown parts of campus and dealing with all 13 orgs you just joined.…
How to keep your hubby: Bake these pumpkin muffins
Thank you for clicking on my recipe for Chocolate Cheesecake Pumpkin Muffins, as well as for your comments on my recipe for Superbowl Loaded Meat Mountain Nachos. It was a…
Seniors allege they will stay close friends
Well, here we are. Commencement. Four years (based on cultural assumptions; much respect for anyone graduating in more years or fewer) and a minimum of 34 credits later, the class…
Desperate students confide in womp-womp for advice
Students, it is the end of the year and many of us are going to summer jobs or internships for the first time, or perhaps are graduating and getting ready…
Local girl wins small but consequential insect battle
Okay, now that it’s the end of the year and I am set to go abroad in the fall, I think it’s time to tell you all the full story…
Horoscopes
Aries My plants are finally sprouting, which is pretty exciting. Sadly, I will have to murder them at the end of the semester when I move out. Good riddance though—they…
Senior thesis proposal ideas aim to answer real questions
With next semester fast approaching, Vassar students are busy preparing for the new academic year. Looking out for you all as usual, the Misc is here to give you soon-to-be…