How will Vassar help me survive a zombie apocalypse?
At a highly prestigious liberal arts college, one might assume that you would acquire a vast set of skills to prepare you for the rest of your life. A college…
Humor & Satire
Horoscopes: March 11
ARIESMarch 21 | April 19This week it’s food gems. I’ve been using the vegan shortbread cookies as the outer layers of an ice cream sandwich—get one of those fudge bars…
Dr. G: How to get a sugar guardian from inside the bubble
Dear Dr. G, I’ve been a little strapped for cash recently and I’m looking for ways to branch out and make some funds in addition to my absolute minimum wage…
Somnolent senior wakes up before noon
For the Class of 2021 here at Vassar, it’s Senior Spring. While for many that means staying in the same room or pair of pants for weeks at a time…
Tales of airport travel during COVID-19
When I arrived at the airport, I realized I hadn’t eaten. That morning, the idea of eating anything made me sick. Over my disposable mask I was wearing an N95,…
Dr. G: My pre-COVID hookup wants to grab a ‘socially distanced meal.’ What’s up with that?
Dear Dr. G, WTF? This guy I haven’t hooked up with since my first year just hit me up asking if I wanted to grab a “socially distanced meal” on…
Horoscopes: March 4
ARIESMarch 21 | April 19If you find yourself in a rodeo this week, be one with the bull and fight back. Take the bull by its horns. AQUARIUSJanuary 20 |…