Humor & Satire

Horoscopes: September 3

By – 3 weeks ago

DO get organized. DON’T fall in love, at least not right now. DO take some time for yourself. DON’T push down your problems just because you’ve seemingly got other things…

Horoscopes: April 30

By – 5 months ago

Aries Say what’s on your mind while it still feels raw and natural. Resist the urge to shrug your shoulders, to contort yourself into a lie, because since when have…

Horoscopes: April 23

By – 5 months ago

This week’s horoscopes inspired by Co-Star’s terrifying notifications. Aries It’s okay to not always do what is asked of you. / Ask yourself what your weaknesses are, and how they…

Horoscopes: April 16

By – 5 months ago

Aries If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. And if you were an object that is currently abandoned in my dorm, you’d be my string lights that don’t…