
Investigating R.A.T.S, Raymond’s rampant illness
Unaware. Innocent. Youthful. These were three words that described me when, just two weeks ago, I arrived on the Vassar campus for the start of my freshman year. In July…
Unaware. Innocent. Youthful. These were three words that described me when, just two weeks ago, I arrived on the Vassar campus for the start of my freshman year. In July…
Vassar Dining has found new ways to sink deeper into the depths of mediocrity and disappointment. This past week, they announced via email that hot food items at the popular…
In new mugshots released, Donald Trump wows fans and floors critics. The photographs have been described as “breathtaking,” “magical” and “never been done before.” These images have landed the “Home…
Aries This week, embrace change. Things may not go exactly the way you want them to, but ultimately, that may be for the best. Embrace chaos, too. Too much order…
Is McDonald’s the Mecca of your town? Do all of your high school friends live 20 minutes away from you? Do the people around you casually mention the race of…
Well, folks, the stars have told me it’s time to say goodbye. It’s been an absolute joy being your astrological liaison these past four years. I can only hope I…
Saying goodbye is probably one of my least favorite things…probably my least favorite. I hate saying goodbye at the end of dinner, at the end of a party and most…
Aries I think the most Aries thing that I can tell you about my dad is that he once randomly flew to Jamaica with a friend because he wanted to…
Dear readers, The thing about a listicle is that it is untouchable. And the thing about MY listicles is that they are so good that they may be impossible…
Another semester, another hectic period of pre-registration. Students looking to get into highly requested classes will be happy to know that new sections have opened with some intriguing adjustments. The…