Humor & Satire

Horoscopes: February 20

By – 5 months ago

I make fun of Sagittarians further down by saying they aren’t as good as you, so my advice to you is to beware of angry Sagittarians. You’re better than them,…

Mmm…this sauce smooth…

By Janet Song – 5 months ago

Dear Applesauce Connoisseurs, My name is Janet Song, and I am a reporter for the Miscellany News. A friend of mine is a fan of your applesauce, and after tasting…

(W)HOR(E)OSCOPES

By – 5 months ago

Both Mars and the moon are giving you lots of confidence this week, so use it wisely. Maybe ask someone out or look for a job. Try shoplifting! (WE DO…