Humor & Satire

Word on the Street: May 6

By – 3 months ago

Who would play the villain in the movie of your life? “The guy with the itty bitty bowling ball [bowler] hat from ‘Meet the Robinsons.’” – Kayla Walthall ’23 “I think…

Horoscopes: May 6

By – 3 months ago

ARIES March 21 | April 19 Invent new words this week. English is pretty good at specific words and feelings, but not good enough. Use them in sentences and hope…

The Academic Mythos

By – 3 months ago

I know more about Greek mythology than I do about the Bible. As a member of the generation that grew up with Percy Jackson novels, this isn’t very surprising. However,…

Super Animal Royale: The new Fortnite?

By Julian Bencze – 3 months ago

If you’re an “about town” and “hip with the kids” kind of Vassar student, you may have heard the trendy gamer song “Chug Jug With You,” a wonderful Fortnite take…

Dr. G’s Love Advice Week #16

By – 3 months ago

Dear Dr. G, I’m a first-year and I keep hearing things about “The Mug”. I went to Middle School Mug Night this weekend but I don’t understand why it was…

Horoscopes: April 29

By – 3 months ago

ARIESMarch 21 | April 19May is just around the corner and so is SPRING CLEANING! Time to rearrange all your stuff or just shift things around enough for a change…