Investigating R.A.T.S, Raymond’s rampant illness
Unaware. Innocent. Youthful. These were three words that described me when, just two weeks ago, I arrived on the Vassar campus for the start of my freshman year. In July…
Humor & Satire
Students await the second coming of Retreat hot food
Vassar Dining has found new ways to sink deeper into the depths of mediocrity and disappointment. This past week, they announced via email that hot food items at the popular…
Donald Trump Scouted, Signed to IMG Models
In new mugshots released, Donald Trump wows fans and floors critics. The photographs have been described as “breathtaking,” “magical” and “never been done before.” These images have landed the “Home…
Horoscopes
Aries This week, embrace change. Things may not go exactly the way you want them to, but ultimately, that may be for the best. Embrace chaos, too. Too much order…
Things I will/will not miss about small town living
Is McDonald’s the Mecca of your town? Do all of your high school friends live 20 minutes away from you? Do the people around you casually mention the race of…
Final Horoscopes
Well, folks, the stars have told me it’s time to say goodbye. It’s been an absolute joy being your astrological liaison these past four years. I can only hope I…
How to say goodbye to Vassar as a senior
Saying goodbye is probably one of my least favorite things…probably my least favorite. I hate saying goodbye at the end of dinner, at the end of a party and most…
Horoscopes
Aries I think the most Aries thing that I can tell you about my dad is that he once randomly flew to Jamaica with a friend because he wanted to…
A listicle of all of Madi’s listicles. Because why not.
Dear readers, The thing about a listicle is that it is untouchable. And the thing about MY listicles is that they are so good that they may be impossible…
Popular fall classes gain additional, slightly inferior sections
Another semester, another hectic period of pre-registration. Students looking to get into highly requested classes will be happy to know that new sections have opened with some intriguing adjustments. The…