Humor & Satire

HORRORscopes: October 29

By – 3 months ago

It isn’t safe to sit in the dark. Let the light in, slowly so as not to disturb anyone––or anything. Then again, maybe it’s better not knowing. Your brain may…

Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club

By Glenna Gomez – 3 months ago

New Pre-Org Alert! Calling all Cereal Lovers!  Do you have a hoard of cereal in your dorm? Do you eat Lucky Charms religiously each midnight? Do you go absolutely apeshit…

Horoscopes: October 22

By – 3 months ago

Cook. Make something just for you. Share it with friends if it makes you happy, or just eat it all yourself. Get creative with ingredients––scour the Deece for hidden gems!…