Momus, Goddess of Satire and potty jokes, expels advice from her every orifice
Dear Momus, I can’t get used to going to the bathroom with other people around. How can I keep people from noticing the sound of me farting or peeing? Xoxo,…
Humor & Satire
Horoscopes: Feb. 6
Relish in your individuality as we approach a full-moon. There’s no curbing your power! Make up your own language and shout it at people; whoever stays is a true friend.…
‘How was your break?’ ask emotionally broken students
Every Poughkeepsie winter, thousands of college students leave Vassar College and do without classes for a forced month-long break. Luckily, after what feels like an eternity, the break ends and…
‘The Hangover Part III’: At least it ended better than GOT
I had not seen any of the “Hangover” movies. This is mostly because I, in my naivety, believed that they were not worth my time. So when I decided to…
Momus, Goddess of satire, kindly gives us lowly mortals a glance into her perfection
Dear Momus, How do I love myself Sincerely, Not-Hopelessly Devoted to Me Dear Not Devoted to You, I really hesitate to answer this question. I, as a goddess, don’t exactly…
Horoscopes: Jan. 30
Switch up your wardrobe. Try a new fabric or silhouette that you aren’t used to! You will no doubt receive many compliments. And if all else fails, well, Vassar is…
Two Vassar senior citizens bond together to offer advice
As a woman in her early 20s (*cough, cough*), I have quite a few tips to disseminate to the youngins out there. First and foremost, do NOT, under any circumstances,…
Dating in Greek life? Your expectations will surely fall ‘frat’
When I told my friends at Vassar that I wanted to join a sorority during my junior year abroad, I received mostly disapproving looks accompanied by sad sighs of, “Oh,…