Humor & Satire

Take me out to the ball game

By Grace Willoughby – 4 months ago

As a true Baseball Nut™, I take my DIII games seriously. Sure, I could take the Metro North to Yankee stadium to see the professionals, but a) the season hasn’t…

Caprice

By – 4 months ago

A young lady prone to caprice Made strange plans for when she deceased. Her gravestone, it read, “Here lieth her head;” “Her body blows ashen in Nice.”   – Anna…

Horoscopes: March 24

By – 5 months ago

  Try to think about what your dentist would say about you today. Would they say you’ve improved on your habits? Started caring more for yourself?  Be the person your…

Introducing: Iron Chef Deece

By Alyssa Willeford – 5 months ago

Everyone loves Deece food. Everyone! It’s an incontrovertible fact. We can argue about it if you want, but remember, buddy—you’re talking to a screen, and you look pretty dumb right…

Lady Fudd

By – 5 months ago

Lady Fudd is quite refined; A dame like her is hard to find. She primps and blots her teeny nose Then pins her curls in tidy rows. And when she’s…