Humor & Satire

Horoscopes: February 27

By – 7 months ago

Now is the time I finally let you know my own sign: I’m a Cancer! Apparently Cancers and Aries are super incompatible (which is tbh very false but that’s what…

Horoscopes: February 20

By – 7 months ago

I make fun of Sagittarians further down by saying they aren’t as good as you, so my advice to you is to beware of angry Sagittarians. You’re better than them,…

Mmm…this sauce smooth…

By Janet Song – 7 months ago

Dear Applesauce Connoisseurs, My name is Janet Song, and I am a reporter for the Miscellany News. A friend of mine is a fan of your applesauce, and after tasting…