Humor & Satire

A cone-spiracy?

By Madi Donat – 2 months ago

There is a cone in a pit in front of the Deece. I repeat: There is a cone in a pit in front of the Deece. I cannot explain why…

Sept. 16 Horoscopes

By Madi Donat – 2 months ago

ARIES March 21 | Currently in a toxic relationship with Deece chocolate milk. Examine the toxic relationships in your life this week, be they with your alarm clock, your sense…

Sept. 9 Horoscopes

By Madi Donat – 3 months ago

ARIES March 21 | April 19 Well, it’s a new year. Maybe it’s time for a new you. Not metaphorically; I literally think we should all invest in cloning technologies.…

Word on the Street: May 20

By Madi Donat – 6 months ago

Question 1: What’s the closest encounter you’ve had to the paranormal? Question 2: What song would you want played at your funeral? 1: “I did see a UFO once. I…

Horoscopes: May 20

By Madi Donat – 6 months ago

ARIES March 21 | April 19 Be PRESENT in these last few days on campus. Even when it sucks and the bees come back and drown in your syrup. You…