Humor & Satire

The Misc says goodbye to best EIC since ’Nam

By CHRIS GONZALEZ – 6 years ago

Since the end of last April, I have devoted my mind, body and sexual appetite to a higher power, The Miscellany News, and as odd and questionable my decision to…

VC’s Sophie’s Choice: Beer or Meryl Streep

By JEMMA HOWLETT – 6 years ago

You know the situation: You’re in a Costco with your great-grandmother, casually stealing extra free samples from the cheese case. Suddenly, a thought strikes her and she turns to you…

2048 is probably the year that the world will end

By LILY DOYLE – 6 years ago

The other night, attempting to get some semblance of research done for a research paper that I absolutely should have started work on two months ago, but Netflix, I realized…

Weekly Misc Quiz: How to know if you’re VC #basic

By LILY SLOSS AND MICHAEL CADENAS – 6 years ago

#Basic is a biddie who is extraordinarily ordinary; the opposite of being “hip” or a relation of Meryl Streep. How #basic are you? The following quiz lists Vassar-specific symptoms of…

Harry Potter never had to deal with this bullshit

By CHRIS GONZALEZ – 6 years ago

I hate job interviews. In truth, I haven’t had a real job interview since before my senior year of high school. It was for this six-week art co-op program that…

New Goose Inclusion Act: addressing foul inequality

By JEMMA HOWLETT – 6 years ago

With spring finally here, you may have noticed the remarkable increase of Geese on Vassar’s campus. The appearance of this fowl has been met with comments such as, “They should…

The Misc Guide to: How to become a shadow person

By LILY SLOSS – 6 years ago

If you’ve been a social butterfly for three years or seven glorious months, you might find yourself wondering what it’s like to be anti-social. The following are some suggestions to…

Poor Richard’s Almanac provides wisdom for 2014

By JOSHUA MULTER – 6 years ago

Spring is here, which means it’s time to check your handy old Poor Richard’s Almanac for wisdom, weather forecasts, gardening tips and cooking recipes. Today, as I was leafing through…

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