Humor & Satire

Vassar forgets to admit any students

By Oliver Stewart – 5 months ago

With less than a week remaining until the May 1 deadline for high school seniors to commit to a college, The Miscellany News understands that Vassar has, to date, forgotten…

Fruitless Fortunes

By – 5 months ago

A woman who claimed premonition Put her services up for vendition. At each client, she’d shriek, “Your future is bleak! One day you will need a mortician!” – Anna Kozloski

Horoscopes

By – 6 months ago

Aries Travel seems alluring this week. Maybe hop on a plane and jet over to Europe somewhere. I’ve heard Airbnb’s are cheap in Athens. Or perhaps experiment in Aviation. Everyone…

Local real estate: Jewett House goes on sale

By Nandini Likki – 6 months ago

Have you just moved to the gorgeous town of Poughkeepsie, and you’re now looking for a place to stay? I’ve only been in the business for a couple of months,…

Sping Concet ovecomes poblems with weathe and “R” key

By Olive Stewat – 6 months ago

ViCE Music’s Sping Concet, which had been in the woks fo months, suffeed a last-minute setback on Satuday as inclement weathe pevented the headline, JPEGMAFIA, fom appeaing as planned. Howeve,…

DO NOT READ IF ON FRISBEE

By – 6 months ago

Many know me as a friend, a confidant, a humor writer. But, what many people don’t know is that I am a student athlete. Yes, it’s true… I am on…

Here’s some self-care for the mentally unwell

By Alyssa Willeford – 6 months ago

Have you ever felt like you weren’t quite yourself? Is all that stress—of schoolwork, jobs, relationships and knowing that the mole people are soon to emerge from their burrows and…

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