Humor & Satire

Mr. Gonzalez says ‘K, thx’ to 2014

By CHRIS GONZALEZ – 6 years ago

Whenever I sit down to write a humor piece I begin by crying into my blanket and thinking about all the mean things my daddy used to say to me.…

Lilian Doyle, Esq. passes down years of VC wisdom

By LILY DOYLE – 6 years ago

As my family, close friends, periphery friends, potential employers, professors and my hairdresser keep reminding me, I’m graduating from college in a month! How great. I have, as my Federal…

Humor editor only person alive never offered a cig

By LILY DOYLE – 6 years ago

I have never been offered a cigarette. Not a single time. Seriously, not once. If you’re reading this right now, and you’re like hey, Lily, we are close personal friends…

The Misc says goodbye to best EIC since ’Nam

By CHRIS GONZALEZ – 6 years ago

Since the end of last April, I have devoted my mind, body and sexual appetite to a higher power, The Miscellany News, and as odd and questionable my decision to…

VC’s Sophie’s Choice: Beer or Meryl Streep

By JEMMA HOWLETT – 6 years ago

You know the situation: You’re in a Costco with your great-grandmother, casually stealing extra free samples from the cheese case. Suddenly, a thought strikes her and she turns to you…

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