Humor & Satire

My name is not Tabitha: The Misc’s guide to transparency

By CHRIS GONZALEZ – 6 years ago

To my fellow Vassar elite? Vassholes? Vass-classmates? Vassaridianites? To whatever it is we pretentiously call ourselves: Hi. In case you didn’t know, classes are almost over. We’ve reached the point…

Sometimes I forget to shower, and other confessions

By LILY DOYLE – 6 years ago

Monday, 3:00 a.m.: I realize that watching Carrie today was probably a bad idea, because I can’t close my eyes without thinking about crazy, crazy Julianne Moore and the headmaster…

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