Humor & Satire

The Misc’s Bedside Astrologer 3/28/2013

By JEAN-LUC BOUCHARD – 7 years ago

Aries (March 21-April 19): There is absolutely no way to prove that you aren’t a bearded old man in a staightjacket sitting in an insane asylum hallucinating this pathetic fabrication…

What to do and where to do it: A guide from Mr Bouchard

By JEAN-LUC BOUCHARD – 7 years ago

The world abounds in beauty if you simply take the time to see.” – Mahatma Gandhi (Or Benito Mussolini…or Springsteen. Don’t remember; it’s one of those big guys.)   My…

Eight Haikus of Freshman Year

By STEVEN WILLIAMS – 7 years ago

I. “Roommates, Companions” Flutist with ferret, Point Guard who hates to shower I need a single. II. “The Gnawing Inside” Four classes, hunger Blue-haired guy ate last pizza More class,…

Mr. Bouchard’s guide to superb class presentations

By JEAN-LUC BOUCHARD – 7 years ago

Hello my fellow Vassarions! Today’s guide has its origins in a request made by a loyal reader. I was pouring through your hundreds of fan letters these past few weeks,…

The Misc’s Bedside Astrologer

By JEAN-LUC BOUCHARD – 7 years ago

Aquarius (January 20-February 18): The stars predict a lot of good luck coming your way, Aquarius, assuming that you broaden your definition of “good” to include anything that isn’t scorpions…