Humor & Satire

Land the job as a thumb-sucking dolt!

By Alyssa Willeford – 6 months ago

It’s job hunting season once again, and that can only mean one thing: Most of the senior class now has to find gainful employment out in the mysterious, confusing, utterly…

Carpe DM: Top dating tips for single fish

By Oliver Stewart – 6 months ago

It’s springtime again, and love is in the air. And the water. That’s why we at The Miscellany News consulted all the relevant experts and collected five of the hottest…

The Love Queen on getting next-level gains

By The Love Queen – 6 months ago

I’ve decided it’s time for me to go get that gym bod I’ve always wanted. The only problem is… I don’t know how to work out, and every time I…


By – 6 months ago

Aries Älä anna ajan karkaa sinusta tällä viikolla. Ole ahkera. Älä jätä tehtäviä sivuun viime hetkellä. Sinun on hyvä kirjoittaa tehtävälista. Se tekee elämästäsi helpompaa. Taurus .-.. .. ..-. .…

FBI Deece pasta lies

By – 6 months ago

On Friday, March 23, a team of federal agents was called into the Gordon Commons for what was referred to as an “egregious breach of contract and violation of trust”…

Vassar to embrace Web 3.0, transition to crypto

By Alyssa Willefore – 6 months ago

Your college experience is about to get a lot more futuristic. On Monday, Feb. 27, Dean Gus D. Weebuloid—newly-hired chair of Vassar Advanced Payments and Educational Reorientation Services(VAPERS)—announced that Vassar…

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