Humor & Satire

Negative bathroom signs baffle students

By Oliver Stewart – 6 months ago

New signs have been appearing on stall doors in bathrooms all over Vassar’s campus, confusing students with their negative and often contradictory messages. Whereas previous bathroom signs have encouraged healthy…


By – 6 months ago

Aries When faced with a barrage of choices, such as when walking into the famed ice cream parlor next to your mom’s physical therapy office, don’t get yourself down freaking…

Plan a fun spring break for pennies on the dollar!

By Alyssa Willeford – 6 months ago

So, how was your spring break? It’s a simple enough question, and yet those six little words are enough to strike terror in the hearts of Vassarites everywhere. Simply open…


By – 7 months ago

Aries Running away could solve all your problems, or it could cause more. Sometimes causing problems can be fun, though, because it allows you to see new sides of people.…

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