New signs have been appearing on stall doors in bathrooms all over Vassar’s campus, confusing students with their negative and often contradictory messages. Whereas previous bathroom signs have encouraged healthy…
The average baboon is indifferent to oven mitts. — Anna Kozloski
Aries When faced with a barrage of choices, such as when walking into the famed ice cream parlor next to your mom’s physical therapy office, don’t get yourself down freaking…
March—the month of mad. This angry period is accentuated by two college basketball tournaments in which the maddest team wins, a festival known as “March Madness.” Yet year after year,…
Like many enthusiastic Vassar students, I had huge, exaggerated hopes for spring break that were promptly shut down by the joyless drudgery of reality and a failure to make cohesive…
The Global Kitchen introduced its new British concept bowl this week to universal acclaim, with desperate students lining up for hours. The bowl, which incorporates British staples like beans on…
So, how was your spring break? It’s a simple enough question, and yet those six little words are enough to strike terror in the hearts of Vassarites everywhere. Simply open…
Some shoes are not meant to be worn. — Anna Kozloski
Aries Running away could solve all your problems, or it could cause more. Sometimes causing problems can be fun, though, because it allows you to see new sides of people.…
