Humor & Satire

Live-tweeting a NYC apartment hunt (#realworldprobs)

By MATT ORTILE – 9 years ago

If you’re familiar with house-hunting for a summer internship, you’ll know such an endeavor makes The Hunger Games look like child’s play. But after eventful apartment viewings, plenty of emails,…

The Misc’s Bedside Astrologer 3/28/2013

By JEAN-LUC BOUCHARD – 9 years ago

Aries (March 21-April 19): There is absolutely no way to prove that you aren’t a bearded old man in a staightjacket sitting in an insane asylum hallucinating this pathetic fabrication…

What to do and where to do it: A guide from Mr Bouchard

By JEAN-LUC BOUCHARD – 9 years ago

The world abounds in beauty if you simply take the time to see.” – Mahatma Gandhi (Or Benito Mussolini…or Springsteen. Don’t remember; it’s one of those big guys.)   My…

Eight Haikus of Freshman Year

By STEVEN WILLIAMS – 9 years ago

I. “Roommates, Companions” Flutist with ferret, Point Guard who hates to shower I need a single. II. “The Gnawing Inside” Four classes, hunger Blue-haired guy ate last pizza More class,…

Mr. Bouchard’s guide to superb class presentations

By JEAN-LUC BOUCHARD – 9 years ago

Hello my fellow Vassarions! Today’s guide has its origins in a request made by a loyal reader. I was pouring through your hundreds of fan letters these past few weeks,…